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Excel Twitters 20081122

ByDebra Dalgleish

Answer: Dresses, molasses, puppies and beer. Question: What does Excel make us think of?

And I can relate to that “You cannot quit Microsoft Excel” error, since I got it this week too, while using Excel over a Citrix server. The only way you can quit Excel is to disconnect from the server, wait 30 minutes, then log back in. Fun!

Is That a Feature?

  • Wondering where the day (and an Excel file I have now saved three count em three times) got to.
  • Error message: “You cannot quit Microsoft Excel”. Microsoft Excel: I wish I could quit you.
  • the first time I open any txt file in excel it crashes excel. works like a charm the 2nd time. Is that a feature?
  • Excel just informed me that there’s “Not enough memory.” Guess they haven’t heard of that virtual kind.
  • Excel has crashed two more times, & now my office light is flickering. Apparently, the poltergeist feels it’s time for me to go home.

Miscommunication

  • is wondering when Excel graphs became such an excellent tool of (mis)communication
  • just wasted a ton of time trying to figure out how to plot a measly graph in excel -_-‘
  • I love Excel. This year’s raw data + my custom charts & graphs = awesomeness.
  • I just made a chart in excel that looks like something from a spyrograph. I didn’t know that was even possible.

Excel Is For Girls

  • i feel so smart…i figured out my excel project! I’m rewarding myself with a new dress to wear out tonight 🙂
  • Sharon says a pivot table will solve my problems. Wondering if she just means Excel or if it will fix 401k balance & the leaking faucet too?
  • My husband excel’d my makeup and beauty products. The spreadsheet doesn’t lie…being a girl is expensive!

Excel For Mac

  • can’t use this aggregate planning solver on his Macbook. Next version of Excel for Mac rumored to include VBA support… NEED IT NOW!!
  • Got 90% through my investments project only to discover Excel 2008 doesn’t come with Solver… I’m screwed if I can’t find an alternative
  • Excel for Mac = molasses

Yes, It Can Be Done

  • Plotting a suspense novel with an Excel spreadsheet – yes, it can be done!
  • obsessively planning thanksgiving via excel spreadsheet. thinking of live-twittering my kitchen adventures!
  • Don’t send a PDF of your financial model. It’ll only make the investor wonder why you don’t want to share the working excel version’
  • Hobbyist robot system requires a serial port. Its software is written  in Excel. It costs $1,000.

In an Excel Mood

  • I love twittering. How is everyone today. Not in a creative fun mood – in an Excel spreadsheet mood.
  • how do you start your day? i start mine with a cup of coffee and some thrash/metal/screaming/puppies/excel
  • Every time you start a new Excel document somewhere a fairy dies. Or maybe that’s just me.
  • Playing Battleship on Excel spreadsheets. So. bored.
  • Can’t believe I’ve only just found the ROUNDDOWN function on excel. Call myself an accountant?
  • I couldn’t love Excel 2007 more if it were made of beer

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