Excel Humor

Excel Twitters 20081213

ByDebra Dalgleish

What an interesting week in Excel Twittering! I learned new phrases, discovered tips for getting ahead at the office, and found a way to post my Twitters directly from Excel. Well, from Excel 2003 — the application had some problems in Excel 2007.

Now I just have to figure out how that guy predicted the future, and see if I can collect mileage from my kids retroactively.  Without harshing my mellow.

Excel at Home

  • My paper route is SO ORGANIZED!! I love Excel! If only my apartment could be so compartmentalized….
  • my mom charges me mileage; sends Excel spreadsheets which I don’t open. IMHO $.48/mile is gouging but her friend told her it’s fair
  • Finally doing some Christmas shopping online. Am I anal because I’m using excel to organize, or a disaster b/c I just started? Probably both
  • I saw a show on natgeo on a guy who could predict the future with Excel. But then got the BSOD and caused an earthquake

Excel at Work

  • My boss needs to learn to use excel. Can’t even do the smallest simplest tasks. Oh well… Makes me look like a genius
  • Last night I dreamt that I called Help Desk for something w/ Excel. That’s like A.C. Slater asking Screech for advice on how to be athletic.
  • Trying to convince users to not buy visio when excel will do. Gantt charts u know.
  • Benefits of being a computer nerd: I make unnecessary excel projects seem important to my boss to get out of normal, boring, regular work.
  • I love Excel-based timesheets. Makes me dig out my good ole’ Pseudo-Random Timesheet Generator.

Excel at Twitter

  • I think it’s funny that I’m following 2 friends, 2 excel gurus, 6 fictional characters and the Australian Prime Minister on Twitter…ha ha!
  • “Now You’ve Seen Everything” – http://linksr.us/hyoNfV – Download your very own Excel Twitter client.

Excel Problems

  • realises that one cannot use Excel to compute transactions involving Zimbabwean dollars. 😛 Too many zeroes behind. 🙁
  • Excel is dependent on constant human updates; therein lies its fundamental problem.
  • I’m 11.5 months Excel Free. It’s not for everyone, but it does feel good.
  • Excel, you have been replaced by a 10 lb. manual calculator that is never virtual. Old school technology saves the day. I hate budgets.

Who Knew?

  • realizes that the plate-spinning guy on Ed Sullivan was actually the inventor of Microsoft Excel
  • Excel 2007 charting is harshing my mellow.

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