Excel Humor

Excel Twitters 20100122

ByDebra Dalgleish

It’s Friday, and you made it through another week without yelling at your boss. Well, I hope you did. 😉

Some people are suffering though, and they might need a bit of medication, or maybe the best solution is just another Excel spreadsheet.

Excel Problems

  • Oh excel, how I hate that you like to complain about compatibility, but don’t show me where the problem is. The "Find" link is missing 🙁
  • #Excel Tip: If your sheet/function isn’t working, never say "It should work." Ask "What am I doing wrong?" & look until u find the problem
  • I think the solution to every problem might just be an Excel spreadsheet!
  • Problems that Excel can’t solve http://sbne.ws/r/3D5I —Much as I LOVE Excel, nice to know intuition rules!

Send a Doctor

  • Do I have Excel…that’s like asking as doctor if she has a stethoscope
  • Sounds like you need an excel spreadsheet. And some meds.
  • Long weekend in front of Excel and now getting sick. Not a good time thus far. Spreadsheet and I are tied 3-3. In extra time now. 🙁
  • Trying to concentrate on an Excel workbook while doped on muscle relaxants can be tedious.

Excel Wizards

  • The problem I keep running into is people in the office think I am a wizard on the PC, but I know nothing about Excel.
  • OMG our VP of measurement is an excel GURU. Never thought I’d sit here so blown away in from of an excel spreadsheet!
  • why do i have to be the Excel wiz-kid at work… ugh they got me formulating spread sheets and everything!

Making the Big Bucks

  • Why do CFOs love Excel & hate CRM? Liking the ‘salespeople lie at different rates’ comment. http://bit.ly/7Upoxg #in
  • Things I explained to the CFO in the last 10 minutes: how excel works; how the phones work. You can tell who’s making the big bucks.
  • I’ll neva understand how some1 can have such a high position in a company & can’t even perform BASIC operations on an Excel spreadsheet
  • Sent an excel workbook out and raised my voice to my line manager. That’s enough work for a Friday.

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