Excel Humor

Excel Twitters 20100302

Yes, Italian food can definitely ease the pain induced by Excel hell. Maybe it would help with that swampy wallowing homework feeling too!

  • Looking at Excel toolbar, wondering how many years it will be until the Save icon is no longer a floppy disk. Haven’t use a floppy in years
  • Fine. You win excel. I will calculate manually.
  • Let’s see if I can finish faking survey results, make an excel spreadsheet, create the charts, and analyze them in the report – IN 2HOURS!!
  • I am apparently the excel man at work…? Go figure… Yay I know how to do basic formulas and how make it look pretty…
  • It’s official. I freakin’ hate Excel. I just spent the last two hours doing a spreadsheet and open it and guess what? BLANK. UUUGGGHHH
  • Accidentally clicked view code on Excel and ended up in some mystery place. Scary stuff.
  • It takes very little effort to experience Excel hell, particularly when a spreadsheet gets emailed.
  • I don’t think I’ve ever changed my own oil, but I can write an Excel VLOOKUP function without using a wizard.
  • Anyone else hate that Excel tries to read "@" as part of a formula? Boo, Microsoft!
  • excel worksheets without color are painful to work with
  • Italian food w/ my family 2nite…This might make up for how much I hate my Excel class. The Prof made some1 take a quiz in the hall…LAME
  • On a similar note, would like an Excel function that begins with =AWESOME(
  • Never let someone who has never used Excel set an address list for you. Every. word. in. a. separate. cell. You can imagine the chaos.
  • I can now make colorful pie charts from Excel data!! It took me an hour to learn, but note that I’m an English major…
  • my hubby once got me an advanced excel spreadsheet book for Xmas. He hasn’t lived it down was approx 15 years ago too!!!
  • just got called king of the internal developed forecast model in Excel with tons of Macros at work…what a complement
  • Accounting would be so much easier if he put the blank excel sheet online so we could follow along on our laptops!
  • Excessive excel calculations has prompted brain to overheat, so kind colleague has switched on fan to ease my brow.
  • Oh Excel. You make me feel like a very stupid hippo, slogging my way through the thicket of swampy wallowing homework. Squelch.
  • Sure he can draw in excel, but can he put together a pivot table.

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