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Excel Twitters 20100304

Bad day in Excel twitters, with plenty of errors, swearing and drinking. Or maybe that’s just an average day. Anyway, how’s your day going?

  • It’s worrying how satisfying I am finding getting a macro to work in excel :s. Click, flashy screen, success, woo! #geek #tragic
  • Spent the last 20 minutes showing a guy I work with how to change the font size in Excel He spent the whole morning trying to figure it out
  • Excel on this sh*tty office PC has me so mad I could kick a kitten. Trust me when I saw how uncharacteristic this is of me.
  • Excel Spreadsheet XML giving me fits. "Bad Value" is not a helpful error message. What made it bad?
  • I made an $11,000 error in an excel spreadsheet.. How’s your day going? #ineedadrink.
  • What’s more exciting than making an excel spreadsheet about fish skeletons at 11:07 at night?
  • Hehe! Finished my Excel workbook that will help me win the backstage Lady GaGa tickets! It’ll predict video views based on trends
  • i thought i had a foul mouth. students working on Excel project letting it fly.
  • I want to go all Office Space on Microsoft Excel right now. I will literally pay LT not to make me fix this formatting. Literal cash money.
  • Oh metrics, how I love thee. Spending the day making Excel sing with custom software. Lesson: IT Drop-outs can make GREAT marketers.
  • I just wasted an hour of my life in an Excel spreadsheet before realizing I was given the wrong numbers. dammit!!!
  • Sorry 2 say it, but I hate 2 b u, with that spreadsheet. I am seriously close to banning EXCEL in office, Ssheets get 2 large
  • I just got freaking iChatted about putting ‘$1,000’ into an Excel spreadsheet. No joke. Because NOBODY ELSE CAN DO IT.
  • Excel does charts. crap ones. you can dropshad text if you want but bugger having control over size, scale, spacing… MS FAIL
  • why can’t i attach an Excel spreadsheet to a facebook message?!?!?!?!?
  • My 2nd day in the job & the Excel spreadsheet I was working on all day crashed & burned. If #Windows7 was your idea, I hate you.
  • Curious to know what it says about me that I’d rather open Excel & create a spreadsheet w/formulas than multiply & divide in my head?
  • finsihed all my in class excel work…seriously SUCH a joke!!!! the text book doesn’t even tell you the most effcient way to do each task…
  • Client 2 me "you good at charts in excel?" Me "um, 1st degree nerd-belt here. i use charts for lifting regimes" Client: "I’m not surprised"
  • A Pivot Table cannot overlap another Pivot Table – why is this my problem Microsoft?

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  1. I was reviewing all 44 Excel blogs from J-Walk’s The Spreadsheet Page, when I came across this wonderful site. Thanks for putting this together. I’ve subscribed with Google Reader and now get some good chuckles every day.

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