Excel Humor

Excel Twitters 20100309

Didn’t we all have youthful dreams of spending our days in Excel? Or maybe that’s a result of the Norwegian work ethic (which I’d never heard of before). But if you’re struggling to create a clustered stacked chart, like today’s tweeter, there’s a link at the end of this post, that should help you.

  • Got a new computer at work with excel 2007. 4 the first time in my life I am computer illiterate. Not good!
  • Is it wrong that I think the iPad does nothing that I want it to? like, oh….word processing? Excel?
  • I am becoming an Excel NINJA. I can now do things with charts you can only dream of.
  • Considering cloning myself. After programming in Excel it can’t be that hard right?
  • Poli Sci midterm grades are apparently up, but hosted in an Excel spreadsheet. Guess which program I deleted months ago?
  • Durrrrr Excel, I didn’t want you to do exactly what I told you, I wanted you to solve my problem. Can’t you read between the lines?
  • Feeling fulfilled. Ever since I was a little girl I remember saying that when I grew up all I wanted was to work in Excel M-F 8-5.
  • So did I (my boss thinks I’m crazy for clapping at my "excel spreadsheet")
  • I feel like I have been sucked in, swallowed and spat out by an excel spreadsheet this afternoon. Nice.
  • Power just went out at work. I am so lucky I have a laptop & can continue working on this excel sheet, not the Internet. /sarcasm
  • I just discovered pivot tables in Excel. It feels like I’ve been living under a rock.
  • Gr, I hate Microsoft Excel. I couldn’t figure out how to make a bar graph. I’m going to paint.
  • “Document not saved.” How about a little more information, Excel? >:(
  • So it turns out that once your data grows to over 60mb in an excel 2007 book, everything takes a million years even with calc off #patience
  • needs 2 get off twitter & fb & get back 2 that excel spreadsheet of tax info. get that done & then have fun. norwegian work ethic!
  • My boss knew 2 brothers called Excel & Enter. Do they have sisters called Alt & Shift, and parents called Caps Lock & Delete?
  • Dear Apple: why do none of the function keys work in Excel for Macs? When I hit F2, I do not want a brighter screen.
  • Granted this is the same class where the professor(yes, he has a PhD) said that Excel and Access were both databases.
  • Maybe not a stupid question, but this one makes me laugh whenever my students ask it: "Do companies really use Excel?"
  • Ha! Excel 2007 I’ve found something you can’t do, a clustered stacked chart. Currently trying to figure this out by my head isn’t helping
  • I wish I could respond the same way Excel responds to me every time someone disturbs me at work…#(Not Responding)

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