Excel Humor

Excel Twitters 20100311

You knew it would happen – Excel 2007 has a million rows, and now people want 2 million. Meanwhile, the 6th graders are playing Excel battleship, and learning about those bad variable names. If you’d like to play too, my friend Andrew Engwirda has a free version of Excel Battleship that you can download.

  • i made an excel spreadsheet for all the countries i have coins from. i’m very organized and i like it.
  • lets all be sophisticated adults and spend the evening at starbucks with our laptops out and type numbers into microsoft excel
  • Can’t look at inappropriate websites at work. That’s when I’m thankful that my biggest turn-on is Excel spreadsheets in Arial 10pt. font.
  • #learnsomethingeveryday You can do GANTT charts with Excel. Impressed. No idea HOW but I hear it can be done.
  • poor use of excel really irritates me. what’s up with skipping rows? do you even know why you’re using a spreadsheet? ergh!
  • Kids ask me all the time. How can I make it in this biz? My answer? Learn how to use Excel… Seriously.
  • I’ve got an Excel spreadsheet THIS BIG, and it’s got "pain in my ass" written all over it.
  • Staring at a pile of paperwork, while an Excel spreadsheet tries to sneak up on me. Good morning!
  • http://twitpic.com/17q7az – Apparently my pivot table/chart shenanigans was just too much for poor old Excel
  • Spreadsheet activities with 6th grade today – Excel Battleship to review cell naming, cell formatting & using multiple sheets.
  • So I’ll be spending the rest of the day and likely part of tomorrow running queries and exporting results to Excel. Hooray for audiobooks!
  • Access, why can’t you be more like your brother Excel?!
  • excel graph render yet? Have frequently gotten coffee myself so my pivot had time alone to think…
  • My needs have apparently surpassed what a spreadsheet is capable of! Never! I will make excel do even this! *gets wizard hat*
  • protip: dont put your save button next to your undo button in excel
  • Dear Microsoft: Now I need TWO millions lines per worksheet. When is Excel 2011 hitting the market? #pleaseandthankyou
  • Thanks to magical Excel training, I can now make the FANCIEST of charts and/or graphs. Delicious.
  • turn off auto-save. A lot of times when i work in big spreadsheets excel gets hosed by the auto-save constantly running
  • Important rule for work: never be more than 1 alt-tab from an excel spreadsheet
  • An excel sheet is nothing but a list of equations, with bad variable names. Never thought of it that way.

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