Excel Humor

Excel Twitters 20100416

Strippers, pudding and wallpaper. Who says Excel is boring? Good thing I’m self-employed though, or one of my co-workers would probably be doing a background check on me!

  • being the good engineer that I am, I’ve whipped up an Excel spreadsheet for my (statistical) picks #NHL #needalife
  • A nice stripper friend sent me an Excel cash flow spreadsheet. Neato.
  • I can’t very well solve a problem if it’s caused by the technical limitations of Excel.
  • some work on excel spreadsheets cleaning up data. It’s tedious and doesn’t pay a lot but it’s something!!
  • I just realized that Excel is the duck tape of the world’s business. Holding everything together, everything would fall apart without #excel
  • drinking a mojito, watching mythbusters, + working in excel – I live such an exciting life. #fb
  • Everything looks wider – been given an 24" widescreen monitor at work. More room for those Excel spreadsheets…
  • my color coded excel spreadsheet for registration looks like a rainbow – a.k.a too many courses and recitations.
  • This new Excel is driving me insane. I thought I knew how to use Excel. I am obviously wrong. Windows was NOT my idea.
  • Excel is exciting? I guess some of the more advanced features can at least be "helpful".
  • I really want to do a background check on one of my co-workers. Has a PhD but can’t work Excel. Completely oblivious to LIFE.
  • I still do not understand how to use the vlookup formula for excel to assist me for work.
  • ok excel is workin my nerves right now…can u just freakin merge the data and let me go on about my day?!
  • I’m highlighting my cells in Excel in orange. Reminds me of butterscotch. Now I want pudding.
  • Ever spent 4 hours in a row working in Excel, and then get a feeling like you want to vomit, quit your job and become a hermit?
  • Excel has so many shades of blue with which to furnish my spreadsheet. I am spoilt for choice.
  • What’re three good colors to use in an Excel spreadsheet?
  • Time for a coffee before I wallpaper my office with Excel charts
  • I hate looking at spreadsheets people make who are not as geeky about Excel as I am. It gives me a twitch and I just want to reformat them.
  • When you send me an Excel spreadsheet, I print it and burn it. I’m telling you so you have a fuller understanding of your carbon footprint.

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