Excel Humor

Excel Twitters 20100324

Trains full of men working on Excel at 5 AM? Wow, I’m glad that I don’t have to commute. But maybe they were just calculating how much they’ve spent on comics over the years.

  • It took me 2 hours to make one gantt chart in excel. Something here really needs to change.
  • Which plonker had the bright idea to use Excel as a word processing tool. Excel is for data collection and analysis not for word processing!
  • Excel, I hate you and your inability to fix your mistakes and turn things back when you auto-correct something like "1-2" into a date. Grr.
  • when you get message "this excel file already exists" you know that you were making the exact same spreadsheet on this exact day last year
  • IF formulas in excel are so hard if you are trying to embed another formula into them. GRRR.
  • the Strange Journey CD soundtrack is arranged a little weird. Its a data disc with an Excel spreadsheet and a bunch of WAV files.
  • Well its already been an exciting day: toilet flooded, coffee stop, commute &  now having fun with excel!
  • The best way to beat boredom in office.. is to play excel games.. nice & interesting ones.. nobody can block dem. !! 😛
  • I really don’t know how to use Excel for graphs, pie charts don’t work for these figures. I like lemon meringue pie the best 😀
  • RAWR. love how excel likes to think it’s smarter than me by changing my sequence of numbers into scientific notation. not what i wanted foo!
  • You would think that a company as big as this would have their inventory on something better than an Excel spreadsheet…
  • Making a nice subnetting chart in Excel. w00t! Prof. should be proud; its better than his.
  • I always comment my code, dawgs. Even in Excel. Especially in Excel.
  • why can’t Excel do as I say..when I say!!!!
  • Oh excel for mac you are quite the piece of junk now, aren’t ya??
  • A glass of red, some old school RnB and an Excel spreadsheet full of business requirements. Sometimes working late can be fun!
  • going to pay a colleague quite a lot of money to finish my expenses. Too much work to do, plus utter loathing of the Excel torture required
  • I just created an excel spreadsheet to calculated my GPA, and it turns out that I can get strait Cs and still keep my scholarship.
  • My wife did the math in Excel. I’ve spent $22,100 on comics in my life. That’s $1,527 per collecting year. I’m ok with that.
  • It’s barely 5am and already this train is full of MEN doing BUSINESS. There’s barely a table where an Excel spreadsheet isn’t being examined

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