Excel Humor

Excel Twitters 20100331

Is Excel nifty or spiffy? It certainly shouldn’t be Clippy! But even if the day is going badly, and there’s not an Excel guru in sight, try to avoid overdosing on the cereal bars.

  • dog ate my homework. Not quite… but she did gnaw through my mac power cable in the midst of an excel spreadsheet. Now that’s a deadline!
  • Last night I couldn’t fall asleep as my mind spun with an Excel Pivot Table trying to do a calculation with a looping error. #rainman
  • You know that feeling when you create a huge Excel spreadsheet just to run it and discover the numbers don’t make any sense?
  • You know that feeling when your huge Excel spreadsheet actually works? Yea boy.
  • 41,000 row spreadsheet, edited by 5 departments, where each dept. delegates to multiple people. Not one Excel guru. Which part is worst?
  • I make the most obnoxiously colorful Excel spreadsheets. It almost hurts to look directly at them.
  • Seeing sales manager help Rachael with an Excel issue is like putting me in a room full of wires and thinking I’m a master electrician.
  • troubles with excel, but it’s a beautiful day at work, as i am alone in the office this morning (and i can play some music)
  • preserving my sanity by doing absolutely nothing business related today. some days you just have to drop the excel sheets and step back.
  • Bleugh. Just been given a bug list in a spreadsheet. Why do people think Excel is an appropriate tool for every job under the sun?
  • Wearing my virtual auditor hat today while working on spiffy excel spreadsheet.
  • Has changed his budgeting system from a plain text based one to a nifty Excel Spreadsheet… I <3 Spreadsheets. 🙂
  • i never used project, spend more time updating that than getting stuff done. I have a simple excel gantt chart if you want
  • I can’t fight it anymore. I must create an Excel spreadsheet for a project. Excel is the enemy of the creative mind.
  • Excel is pretty painless. You bung your numbers in and it offers you a bunch of tolerable-looking charts
  • Holy moly! I just did the spreadsheet and it is AWESOME! It just saved me a whole day. Thank you so much oh goddess of Excel!!!
  • I have eaten too many cereal bars. Forgot I had a box in mydesk and ate them all. <bloat> Bloody gantt charts & excel spreadsheets do this!
  • I give up. Going to do french now. I’m not going to be an excel specialist. I could really care less atm.
  • Clippy just popped up in my Excel spreadsheet. Seriously? How is that still possible??
  • Apparently one of the options Excel gives you in ‘Help’ is to "Become a fan on Facebook." Not today, Excel.

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