Excel Humor

Excel Twitters 20100419

People keep working in Excel, and tweeting about it, even through the weekend. Some of them even dream about it, and see Excel charts when their eyes are closed.

  • what morning..excel crashed, lost a ton of work, cant retrieve, and breakfast was only a coffee…i hope today gets better!
  • I had a dream. It was full if mystery, adventures, drama, love and betrayal. It all happened in Excel spreadsheet. <some emotion>
  • He’s a math major – I’ll need to have some sort of complex Excel spreadsheet to go along with the price list
  • Play too much Tetris & you’ll see falling blocks on your eyelids… what do you call it when its PowerPoint & excel charts? #NotTetrisHead
  • IKEA roadtrip!! Is it sad that I have an Excel spreadsheet AND a PowerPoint deck for this shopping trip?
  • I’ve just restored the Excel spreadsheet for checking my progress in learning French slang, which was destroyed when my hard disk crashed.
  • Is it nerdy that the highlight of my day was figuring out how to use VLookup? I LOVE Excel!!!!!
  • got a random name generator working in excel. Any similarity to real people is a coincidence now #fb
  • I just unlocked the Data Nerd badge in Excel by figuring out a) how to use a data name and b) we need to use data validation. Kick ass.
  • is on line 1039 of this spreadsheet. If excel errors out and/or corrupts the file I’ll dissolve into a little mud puddle…
  • New office talk: "PDF that bitch." (The bitch is an Excel spreadsheet and don’t you try to defend her. She knows what she did.)
  • Since I griped about Excel, here’s a praise: the Name and Conditional Formatting managers are drastically better. #fb
  • after wasting almost an hour reading random blogs and tweets, I’m finally awake enough to work on building cool excel models and charts.
  • so happy i managed to work out how to delete cells in excel. that may seem simple for you but, for me, its a challenge.
  • Opening up laptop now to get work done I can’t do on the other you-know-what device. Writing a blog post on msquery in excel.
  • long hard day at work filled with way too many "countifs" in excel!
  • should i be more embarrassed over the fact that i can’t figure out a line graph on excel or that i’m stressing over it on a saturday night?
  • I just put all of the stuff I have to do this weekend into an Excel spreadsheet. Yep, it’s Armageddon.
  • My taxes pay your salary! a confused and tired Mike yells at a Excel spreadsheet.
  • How funny is this: The new computer’s screen is so wide that Excel displayscolumns A through AH on one screen. I’m in love. 🙂

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