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Excel Twitter 20100726

Maybe it’s the 11-year-old who’s taking his time to finish that spreadsheet. If it’s someone else, I hope the boss doesn’t read Twitter!

  • taking my time doing this Excel spreadsheet for my boss. i coulda finished it in 5mins, but ill give it to her in 30 *shrugs*
  • Showed 11yr old step-son how to use Excel. He’s been making a spreadsheet of ATL restaurants for us. #childlabor
  • we named excel @ work Lecxe, like a fancy Lexi. & we tell the excel go to guy that Lecxe is a bitch when it something doesnt work right.
  • Excel question: Anyone know how to make excel dispense beer? That would be really helpful about now.
  • life decisions in excel spreadsheet format. My world’s have collided!
  • Time to build a stronger relationship w/ excel spreadsheet. I can smell monday already
  • the only words I like in conjunction with ‘spread’ are ‘chocolate’ and ‘bed’… none of this ‘sheet’ business. Excel confuses me!
  • Rule #1 – the critically important Excel spreadsheet you are looking for on you computer will never be found, ever; it’s lost, forever dude
  • Examining the hidden Excel data in a telco’s PPT chart, I found far more data than they intended to release. If only I could read Russian.
  • was spending a perfectly wasteful saturday. At some point a blank spreadsheet got involved, now its 14Mb and i have a stiff neck. damn!
  • Fighting the urge to bypass Excel and make pretty charts in Illustrator 🙂
  • Time to make a sexy spreadsheet about how much money college loans will cost me. Spoiler: Too much.
  • It might just be me, patsy cline, and this very large excel file for the rest of the night.
  • I would look at your spreadsheet but have just discovered I dont have excel
  • You know you work a lot in Excel when you have a Book5 and a Book100 open simultaneously.
  • A summary pivot table?! There goes my weekend.

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