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Excel Tweets Roundup 20180323

ByDebra Dalgleish

Are your Excel projects time-sensitive and life-saving? Is each workbook the most important one ever created? Or do you spend every day relearning Excel, and making shopping lists?

Of course I make my shopping lists in Excel

This Week’s Tweets – Plain Text

Here are the tweets in plain text. The embedded tweets are below.

  • I work with salaried professionals who merge columns in Excel instead of just making them wider. This pisses me off way more than the Facebook thing.
  • Reckon I’ve discovered a Life-Hack. Whenever I have to do Excel work that I don’t want to do because it’s crushing my soul, I play the theme tune to ER so I can convince myself I’m doing time-sensitive, life-saving work, filled with jeopardy and ultimately, heroism.
  • this is the most important excel worksheet ever created
  • I haven’t done any of my real work yet today, but I have created two new custom macros and buttons for our excel toolbar add-in. Yes, I’m aware that’s nerdy as hell.
  • i dont like my labpartner but at least he can work with excel and statistics
  • Do you ever sit down to work some excel magic on a spreadsheet and then realises its been so long that you’ve forgotten everything
  • The problem with being semi-proficient in Excel. You spend half a day entering formulas and crafting a chart out of one data source… Then everyone presumes you can just knock them out on demand for everything.
  • At work today we have had three users open malicious emails, download excel docs and open them. It’s 9:22 AM.
  • At work, way back in 1997 after getting comfortable with Lotus 1-2-3, then suddenly, the company decided MS Excel is the new bride. The rest is history…..
  • When you’re good at excel so everyone at work comes to harass you for formulas
  • No way did I just refer to a 7 hour excel course as a “fun day at work”
  • omg I did it! Pivot table unlocked! (don’t mock me; I have some sort of excel block where I must relearn these things over and over, like groundhog day)
  • How sad is it that I’m ridiculously excited to learn to display a line graph over the top of a bar chart in excel #nerd
  • Agree! I use it for everything. Grocery list gets put into excel, each item get a numbered code based on store location then sorted and color coded by section. I’m a shopping ninja when arriving at Kroger
  • Just learned how to code a macro in Excel. I am unstoppable.

This Week’s Tweets – Embedded

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This Week’s Tweets By

Richey, Niecy O’Keeffe, epic lose, Leah Goldsher, iris – 176, Abu Nobody, Fitzmoskal, Shin, Joshua Adesoji, Princess , Chelsea Leigh James, Martha Bayne, Cassie Jackson, Gallifreyan (DTR), Kayla Rettburg

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