Excel Tweets Roundup 20180406
Are pivot tables easier to make than they use to be? Are pie charts harder than physics class? Can you cough up a spreadsheet at the push of a button? Don’t let those questions give you nightmares.
This Week’s Tweets – Plain Text
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- Me typing VBA: “Oops, I accidentally hit enter before I finished this line of code.”Excel: NOW YOU MUST DIE!!!
- Making an Excel Spreadsheet is my go-to “work around.” Something’s not working right? A: Let’s create a spreadsheet.
- i used to have such nice dreams. now all i dream about is work, excel spreadsheets, organizing things, overanalyzing myself, and messing up. i need a new job
- I figured out how to do a pivot table on Excel. They’ve made it WAY easier to do than it was 8-9 years ago.
- why is inserting data into a pie chart in excel seemingly just as hard as acing a physics class? asking for a friend
- Is it worse to die at work – heart explodes – and you go face-first into your keyboard with an unfinished excel formula on the screen or out in the wild, a surprise attack by some yeti or mountain lion?
- Stupid burger flippers get a real job- Person who could be replaced by Excel macros
- I’ve never driven drunk, but I imagine it feels an awful lot like me trying to make a pivot table in this massive excel spreadsheet right now. Reckless, unwieldy, and liable to damage something, someone, or myself.
- Nothing like teaching myself basic excel for a work project using YouTube vids. What have I gotten myself into here. lol.
- When the boss thinks you can cough up some excel sheets just with the push of a button 🙂 🙂
- After a lot of thought, the only advice I’d give to my younger self would be this:Learn to use VLOOKUP and Pivot Tables in Excel.So much time wasted at work over the past 20 years…
- I did yoga before work today. I feel that my Excel chakras have been aligned.
- this summer i have to show my dad how to use excel bc at work he was told to make a spreadsheet and he responded “whats a spreadsheet”
- This is gonna sound like an incredibly nerdy journalist thing to say but dear god do I love a nice clean pivot table.
- The greatest lie ever told is: “Yes, I know how to work Excel.”
This Week’s Tweets – Embedded
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Me typing VBA: “Oops, I accidentally hit enter before I finished this line of code.”
Excel: NOW YOU MUST DIE!!!
— Tim Trice (@timtrice) April 5, 2018
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Making an Excel Spreadsheet is my go-to “work around.” Something’s not working right? A: Let’s create a spreadsheet.
— Captain Fox (@DBBeem) April 3, 2018
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i used to have such nice dreams. now all i dream about is work, excel spreadsheets, organizing things, overanalyzing myself, and messing up. i need a new job
— Ashley (@ashleylaurennx3) April 5, 2018
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I figured out how to do a pivot table on Excel.
They’ve made it WAY easier to do than it was 8-9 years ago.
— Mrs. Whomst’ve (@baltimore_lili) April 3, 2018
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why is inserting data into a pie chart in excel seemingly just as hard as acing a physics class? asking for a friend
— Asking For A Friend (@AskingFriend) April 2, 2018
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Is it worse to die at work – heart explodes – and you go face-first into your keyboard with an unfinished excel formula on the screen or out in the wild, a surprise attack by some yeti or mountain lion?
— Ted Bennett (@TedBennett81) April 5, 2018
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“Stupid burger flippers get a real job”
– Person who could be replaced by Excel macros
— Aamir (@akqk) April 4, 2018
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I’ve never driven drunk, but I imagine it feels an awful lot like me trying to make a pivot table in this massive excel spreadsheet right now. Reckless, unwieldy, and liable to damage something, someone, or myself.
— Andrew Littlefield (@FSUAndrew) April 2, 2018
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Nothing like teaching myself basic excel for a work project using YouTube vids. What have I gotten myself into here. lol.
— Sincitygeek (@sincitygeek) April 4, 2018
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When the boss thinks you can cough up some excel sheets just with the push of a button 🙂 🙂
— chalets flowchart (@paintitcat) April 4, 2018
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After a lot of thought, the only advice I’d give to my younger self would be this:
Learn to use VLOOKUP and Pivot Tables in Excel.
So much time wasted at work over the past 20 years…
— astrotomato (@astrotomato) April 5, 2018
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I did yoga before work today. I feel that my Excel chakras have been aligned.
— Okoye’s Wig (@CaptKirkeisha) April 4, 2018
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this summer i have to show my dad how to use excel bc at work he was told to make a spreadsheet and he responded “whats a spreadsheet”
— lynnze (@kindawhatevr) April 2, 2018
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This is gonna sound like an incredibly nerdy journalist thing to say but dear god do I love a nice clean pivot table. pic.twitter.com/1SWjfRAziH
— Doha Madani (@DohaMadani) April 3, 2018
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The greatest lie ever told is:
“Yes, I know how to work Excel.”
— Irene Morales (@irene_morales) April 4, 2018
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This Week’s Tweets By
Tim Trice, Captain Fox, Ashley , Mrs. Whomst’ve, Asking For A Friend, Ted Bennett, Aamir, Andrew Littlefield, Sincitygeek, chalets flowchart, astrotomato, Okoye’s Wig, lynnze, Doha Madani, Irene Morales
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