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Excel Twitter 20100420

Well, we can move columns and create tables with filters in Excel, so I don’t really think that Google Docs has pulled ahead. Now I have to get back to Excel, and making my charts look half decent.

  • Got a work order that "execution is running slow". Should I assume spellchecker changed "Excel" or Mayor Parker’s true plans are unfolding?
  • Filling out Excel Spreadsheets is the corporate equivalent to substitute teachers giving classes "busy work".
  • Wanted to try Microsoft Power Pivot, but it is Excel 2010 only. I don’t even have anything newer than 2003. Oh well, back to hand-built tool
  • You can now sort columns in Google Docs!!! Something Excel and OF have been missing. Falling in love right now… http://bit.ly/cnIj2g
  • my excel spreadsheet organization is off the chainnn. got more columns than the pantheon.
  • Explaining how to use Excel to my mum over the phone is not funtimz
  • eh my excel is fine. i just cant think out of the right formula at the moment with this migraine
  • It take me two hours to find the mistake in one colleague’s excel spreadsheet. Now, let’s get back to MY work… #excel #Ihatenumbers
  • you know, with all of our internal software and automation solutions… we still do timesheets with excel sheets. WTF
  • look. I get cheese shop updates, you get nerdy excel updates. Fair trade.
  • Feeling strangely satisfied after making Excel’s crappy charts actually look half-decent..
  • I hear ya! I am always on Twitter at work…..Twitter should have a panic button that leads into Excel…
  • I love building Excel spreadsheets I hate having to check they actually add up! *yawn*
  • Is it a must that I know EVERTHING about Excel?
  • Looking at an excel spreadsheet full of data and thinking about how my beer brewing is going, which are completely unrelated.
  • I have learnt how to use Excel since yesterday because I believe it would be very useful for my future life.
  • So bored at work that I’ve implemented Bresenham’s line drawing algorithm in Excel.

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