Excel Twitter 20100526

ByDebra Dalgleish May 26, 2010

Tuesday was a slow day for Excel tweets, so there’s only a short list for you to read today. Maybe it was the heat! Or maybe everyone was at that Excel bashing session, and too busy to tweet.

I’ve discovered two things this morning 1. I can’t work Excel 2. I can’t count properly
I’ve been watching the meeting leader fill out a spreadsheet on screen for the last hour and a half. Someone please pull the fire alarm.
Creating an Excel spreadsheet on participants in our anti-spreadsheet raffle. Damned Excel crashes on me Twice…is it revenge?
on my to do list I wrote "spreadsheet" Spreadsheet for what? I have no idea what I meant.
In excel hell. I need a Microsoft fairy godmother to come and rescue me.
Satan has taken the form of Excel spreadsheet cell T-14 and refuses to assume the proper formatting! #fb
so tomorrow we have an Excel bashing session??? Genuine Joe’s???
whenever i write "made a spreadsheet" in my to do list, i put a smiley face next to it #loser #geek
Excel 2007=nanny state.If I could access data without external data connect’n I would.Why provide facilities you don’t want me to use? #fail
Excel not responding AGAIN. Send error report? Um, how about an SOS. #wtf #technicaldifficulties
Deep in the bowels of the MS support organisation my pal in the Excel dept is trying to figure out who to send my media player problem too.

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Excel Twitter 20110628

ByDebra Dalgleish June 28, 2011

Tears, migraines and nightmares – how is your spreadsheet day going? Is that Excel file staring at you for a change? I know – what a nightmare eh? My excel spreadsheet is staring at me from the other computer! Have i mentioned lately how much it stinks to make an excel spreadsheet work like a…

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Excel Twitter 20100924

ByDebra Dalgleish September 24, 2010

If everything is working fine, do not try to tidy up your code at the last minute. Trust me — it will just lead to twitching. Just went to shut down Excel and I had only ONE spreadsheet open?! Impossible. I love the reaction in the dev office when someone mentions Excel. A sudden melancholy…

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Excel Twitter 20101103

ByDebra Dalgleish November 3, 2010

Forgot to remove the filter? Isn’t that what caused a serious Excel error at Barclays a couple of years ago? While you’re at it, check the pivot table summary functions too! Am I the only one who finds it annoying when I get an Excel workbook that still has a Sheet2 and Sheet3 when only…

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Excel Twitter 20150410

ByDebra Dalgleish April 10, 2015April 9, 2015

Can you build an Excel pie chart in less than 3 hours? Will a pivot table be your cause of death? What are you having for dinner tomorrow?

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Excel Twitter 20110903

ByDebra Dalgleish September 3, 2011

Did you know that Excel can help you cure a hangover, but can’t solve your chocolate problems? The key to kickin a hangover is completing a 20 page Excel spreadsheet in 50 mins. I promise What is the point creating a spreadsheet you can load 1 MM rows of data on if the program is…

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ByDebra Dalgleish March 27, 2020March 26, 2020

Lots of us are working from home now, and Excel is our new best friend. It’s time to teach the kids how to make spreadsheets, and be careful that you don’t spill your drinks on the keyboard!

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