Excel Twitter 20100526

ByDebra Dalgleish May 26, 2010

Tuesday was a slow day for Excel tweets, so there’s only a short list for you to read today. Maybe it was the heat! Or maybe everyone was at that Excel bashing session, and too busy to tweet.

I’ve discovered two things this morning 1. I can’t work Excel 2. I can’t count properly
I’ve been watching the meeting leader fill out a spreadsheet on screen for the last hour and a half. Someone please pull the fire alarm.
Creating an Excel spreadsheet on participants in our anti-spreadsheet raffle. Damned Excel crashes on me Twice…is it revenge?
on my to do list I wrote "spreadsheet" Spreadsheet for what? I have no idea what I meant.
In excel hell. I need a Microsoft fairy godmother to come and rescue me.
Satan has taken the form of Excel spreadsheet cell T-14 and refuses to assume the proper formatting! #fb
so tomorrow we have an Excel bashing session??? Genuine Joe’s???
whenever i write "made a spreadsheet" in my to do list, i put a smiley face next to it #loser #geek
Excel 2007=nanny state.If I could access data without external data connect’n I would.Why provide facilities you don’t want me to use? #fail
Excel not responding AGAIN. Send error report? Um, how about an SOS. #wtf #technicaldifficulties
Deep in the bowels of the MS support organisation my pal in the Excel dept is trying to figure out who to send my media player problem too.

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Excel Twitter 20110222

ByDebra Dalgleish February 22, 2011

Sure, Excel can be slower than a 2-thumb BlackBerry tweet, but if you’re spending 4498748 hours on homework, there might be a problem! I just use a spreadsheet, personally I use open office but if you’re posh you might have Excel already? Perhaps someday I’ll be proficient enough with Oracle analytic functions that I won’t…

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Excel Tweets Roundup 20180810

ByDebra Dalgleish August 10, 2018August 9, 2018

Do you have a favourite Excel function, or would you rather choose between cats and dogs? If you’re busy planning your wedding in a spreadsheet, don’t take time to answer. We don’t want your blood pressure to rise!

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Excel Twitter 20111015

ByDebra Dalgleish October 15, 2011

Which is tougher to learn – Greek or Excel cash flow charts? I could make a drop down for you to select your answer. And remember to celebrate Spreadsheet Day 2011 on Monday, October 17th. Never got pivot tables in Excel, then they suddenly clicked last night! Awesome things they are 🙂 I’m really starting…

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Excel Twitter 20121224

ByDebra Dalgleish December 24, 2012December 14, 2022

I hope you enjoy the holidays, and your stocking is filled with sweet macros and pivot tables. But remember, don’t argue with any talking spreadsheets! Tell some bad Christmas jokes instead! Using a pivot table to sum the ingredients for the different recipes in my Christmas meal spreadsheet. My geek power will rule the world!…

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Excel Tweets Roundup 20181207

ByDebra Dalgleish December 7, 2018December 6, 2018

Honestly, could you work with people who don’t use INDEX/MATCH? They probably don’t like pivot tables either, I’m sure they never save their work, and all their data is stored in giant, messy piles.

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Excel Twitter 20170915

ByDebra Dalgleish September 15, 2017September 14, 2017

Do you laugh when your co-workers crash Excel? Or are you too busy, admiring your Excel works of art? Anyway, just to be safe, I’d recommend that you don’t brag about your Excel skills. Or your witchcraft skills.

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