Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20100720

Spreadsheet coma? I’ve had that. Usually caused by ingesting large quantities of Excel.

  • My mouse wheel doesn’t work in Excel. My job duties are primarily concerned w/ data analysis. No witty hashtag; it’d simply be expletives.
  • Excel VBA is my paintbrush, these General Ledger spreadsheets are my canvas, and Kaskade is my muse. Time for the artist to work…
  • yup, at Google almost all projects are managed with just a Google spreadsheet. 😉
  • My husband is the awesomest person ever. And I’m not just saying that b/c I exploited his love of Excel for my own personal project. #fb
  • I declare the Pivot Table to be the most awesome thing EVER.
  • Cannot internet today. I haz a spreadsheet coma. #Mondays
  • I LOVE lists; just made an Excel spreadsheet w/ everything needed for camping for the week, & it’s all color coded. My #OCD at it’s finest!
  • nothing like a wendy’s spicy chicken sandwich to counter a long day of spreadsheet editing.
  • I keep a spreadsheet of the number of days w/out smoking. Sometimes not wanting to mess that up is the only thing that saves me.
  • I just calculated that it takes 142000 ants to cover 1 km but excel was naughty and gave me wrong calculations it seems. 🙂
  • I appear to have a one-track mind today. This is what Spreadsheets do to me. Don’t let Excel happen to you… or someone you love #justsayno
  • I hope I didn’t look stupid lying my ass off about my excel skills…only to find out I had to take a skill assessment test >.<
  • The shorter route to "Paste as a value" in Excel 2010 is the best thing in Office 2010 so far!!!
  • I wish I could turn this excel workbook into a glass plate and smash it against the wall
  • #Excel 2007 file size: 63 MB. Same file saved as csv file? 8 MB. Gotta love Excels efficiency and space saving there.
  • Gantt Charts look sexier when created in MS Excel. Gantt Chart in MS Project is like vermiform appendix in human body – useless!
  • My kids leave in 48 hours for vacation. I’m dealing with this by ingesting large quantities of microsoft excel.
  • I hate spreadsheets and have one to do now. You’re either a spreadsheet kind of person or not and I’m soooo not.
  • Have spent most of my day making a spreadsheet of HR pages on intranet. Most of which are out of date or irrelevant.

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