Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20110310

image Today’s Excel lessons — never correct your wife, use your powers to help your dad, and don’t annoy macro-writing co-workers.

  • Turns out the problem was having Excel open at the same time as Word. #ffs
  • I go from my store yday, where it was so busy I couldn’t eat, to my new store. where I am changing colors on an excel spreadsheet.
  • i don’t think an excel spreadsheet is large enough for 7 combinations and its infinite 🙁 #FML so so much
  • For one day I would love a day without microsoft excel and powerpoint… I wonder if my boss is ok with me giving them up for lent
  • Could this spreadsheet lesson get any more boring … "show and hide these rows" .. *yawn* :/
  • My color-coding system is changing. Lavender is easier to read than violet. -4 man points. #excel
  • It has been so long since I have had to make charts in Excel. Have lots of numbers to make into something sensible. Tips appreciated.
  • If u want me 2 write an Excel macro 2 turn ur daily hour task into a 5 seconds one, and I’m doing it, don’t cc my boss in ur "done?" email.
  • Magical Megan Excel Powers: Episode 3.9: The case of her father’s missing spreadsheet tab. "Click the arrow on the bottom." #shazam…
  • I look forward to free meals at work but there’s always a price to pay right. <opens new excel window>
  • Playing with excel, trying to work out where my money goes every month. Still none the wiser.
  • live corporate dream – curry & spreadsheet – er, is it too late for another career change? #overtime http://yfrog.com/h459ohxj
  • my roommate is making an excel spreadsheet of how shes gonna spend her money over spring break. im wearing shutter shades and eating oatmeal
  • I judge my productivity on how often I crash #excel. Count this morning: 4, median daily crashes: 1.5, months supply of crashes: 7.2
  • I seems I can’t spend ten minutes on a spreadsheet without making a cup of tea #procrastination
  • I am on a computer. I am tweeting from the computer. I am pretending to work on excel whilst tweeting from the computer. Mission successful.
  • And, in my case for this stupid Excel VBA, it’s "what the hell was I thinking" #dontjudgeme
  • it’s taken me this long, but i’ve finally found something PCs do better than macs: MS excel. HATE the mac version.
  • Did 3 min’s of Excel/charting work for my wife, who is excel-illiterate. Pretty 3D bar chart. She thinks I’m a genius. Who am I to correct?

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