Excel Twitter 20110309

ByDebra Dalgleish March 9, 2011

It’s Excel poetry day, according to these tweets. Do you prefer the COUNTIF poem, or the better known IF poem? And IF you’re not in the mood for poetry, you can draw circles and eat cake.

I am having a bad data day.#excel #sass
Want to make a Google map from a spreadsheet of stuff? I always lose this url, so this is also for me 😉 http://bit.ly/adPGtM
Had to resort to a 4pm coffee to get through this spreadsheet. Seriously, 9 hours of excel should be illegal.
Meal planning takes time & practice. I made a spreadsheet at 1 point b/c of my own busy schedule. Plan +1 trip 2 store = savings!
this lab suuucks…. this excel spreadsheet has more numbers on it than almost any thermo problem so that’s saying something!
Today was all Excel grids, all the time. Pricing work is like that.
There are "tests" for programming positions. Are there similar exercises for financial analysts? Need something to funnel the pool #excel
To draw circles using xy scatter charts needs the SIN, COS and RADIANS functions. They have something to do with circles, right? #excel
I just spent almost 2 hours typing in stupid commands for something I just found out I can do in 20 seconds flat. I freaken hate excel -_-
Excel has just informed me that I am 28.9 years old. I hate you #Excel.
I’m surprised your grooms cake isn’t an Excel spreadsheet!
Autofilled a really stupid Excel formula over 950K rows. Ouch, my CPU!
15mins work become 1hour work. Stupid Excel.
If you have read my bio and wondered my thoughts on THAT Kipling poem. Where i’m at is he would have been better to nest those IFs #excel
i love it when programmers act condescending to Excel users whose spreadsheets get messy, as if our code never gets messy.
Oh "COUNTIF" function…how I love thee! You make Excel like a fragrance of organization and make auditing so full of ease…#NerdPoem
Today my PowerPoint and excel skills are #winning! Got kudos for all kinds of fancy charts that took me no time to do!

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ByDebra Dalgleish February 5, 2011

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ByDebra Dalgleish March 5, 2011

Some Excel files look a bit cheesy, but I didn’t know that a specific variety of cheese caused problems. Maybe the Emmental creates holes in the data. My boss told me to make my Excel spreadsheets more exciting. New Excel 2010 resource center for IT professionals on TechNet! http://cot.ag/dPtDvS is it weird that I got…

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ByDebra Dalgleish November 2, 2011

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ByDebra Dalgleish December 27, 2013October 17, 2019

When Excel crashes, is it a sign from God, or the work of Satan? Did the cavemen have these problems? Microsoft Excel WILL NOT ruin my holiday break. JUST WORK!!! Oh it’s 2AM already? Excel knows it’s time to begin freezing up on and closing unexpectedly. Work of Satan, I tell you. In #dataviz the…

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Ken Puls says:

March 9, 2011 at 1:12 PM

Spreadsheet cake? Now that sounds cool… I’m going to ask for one for my birthday this year!

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