Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20100729

Do you think the people from the first two tweets work in the same office?

  • not really feelin this work thing today. who on twitter tryna see me in EXCEL Battleship?!?! lol.
  • Why is it that I always ends up doing other peoples Excel work. 🙁
  • So you have to colour-code a spreadsheet. What’s the first colour you go for? … That’s right. Bubble gum pink.
  • I can pivot-table 65k lines of data in my mac with 5 key strokes, this PC I couldnt even find the "Save As".
  • Making Excel spreadsheets look pretty and making sure formulas work properly since this morning.
  • #overheard "Dude, Excel ROCKS! I love it you can do so much with the filters". // HA! Office nerd.
  • Well, that spreadsheet destroyed the part of my brain I wanted to hold on to….
  • Aah, my eyes! This spreadsheet colouring seems to be the worst of the 1960s depicted via the medium of artificially coloured vomit
  • LOVE IT when I find an error in one excel-generated graph that causes me to have to redo 15 slides.
  • My coworker is talking to his spreadsheet and singing it songs. Sad what you have to do to make Excel work.
  • I wish there was a cross between Excel and Word. Excel spreadsheet but Word abilities within the cell… That would be sweet!
  • Literally, this is how a problem is explained that I’m needed to help with. "I can’t make it go ‘bzzzzz’ around the cell [in Excel]." #FML
  • my boss today: ‘so the client is wondering why his excel file doesn’t light up like a Christmas tree and do an automatic song and dance?’
  • Just overheard someone in the office refer to a spreadsheet as a "spreado". If I ever use that particular piece of posh slang, shoot me.
  • Trying to think of how to create a spreadsheet that will accomplish today’s tasks…I think excel is my adult security blanket.
  • I love waking up with a solution to a problem, knowing my subconscious has been working on it in my sleep. Today it was about a spreadsheet.
  • You’re teaching a 4-year-old to write code?"Well certainly I don’t want him out there, you know, learning Excel macros ON THE STREET!

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