Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20100929

imageFunny that thinking about Excel puts some people to sleep; it usually keeps me awake! Maybe a cruise would help!

  • its always best to start your day with an uber crazy excel problem!!
  • Haven’t used a pivot table since college. I still get the shakes thinking of it…
  • yehh!! quarter past five, Tomorrow I going to complete my excel with the survey, today I tweet lots of. Tomorrow I going to work hard =)
  • Oh no! Where did the little dollar sign go? How do I get the dollar sign back in this little box? Boss, w/ Ph.D. trying to work in Excel.
  • Oh the joys of spreadsheet analysis at 10:30pm. Cruise countdown = 68 days.
  • I’m not sure Excel is anybody’s friend! Bonne chance! Sending virtual chocolate.
  • If you see some smoke coming from Brazil, don’t worry. It’s me trying to figure out an Excel IF/OR/AND function.
  • yay! finally had the Excel breakthrough I’ve been waiting for. Translating gate counts into useful data has never been so fun 😉
  • I sent an excel document to my boss today all in Comic Sans. He forwarded it to half of IT. Tomorrow, hilarity ensues.
  • Back to the grindstone, or rather Excel Spreadsheet <sigh>
  • Love it when Excel says theres a "minor loss in fidelity" every time I save a doc yet nothing ever break. I think they’re just bluffing
  • Oh yes, to those who helped with that excel problem a week or so ago, my boss now thinks I’m a genius, so thanks
  • I always keep a mileage log in an Excel spreadsheet. Some cars are overly optimistic.
  • You can’t find a book? Don’t you have an OCD chart in Excel with title, author, edition and where in your house it is? I do.
  • I’m proficient in Microsoft Word, Excel and Adobe Photoshop, but I cannot operate the TV remote.
  • Damn! Just can’t switch off tonight! Perhaps if I think about working in an excel spreadsheet again I’ll drift o …ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz
  • Whenever I work with Excel programmatically I wonder.. Does Microsoft hate Excel? Because they sure act like it.

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