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Excel Twitter 20101014

image Is E. E. Cummings still alive and tweeting? Or are people just too tired to press the Shift key when they type "I"? Or maybe it’s a tribute to iTunes.

  • Dang. iTunes has jumped Excel on my Most Used Programs list. Apparently I need to get back to work.
  • Welcome to my world. Have to tried pivot tables yet? Whole ‘nother hell. looking at an excel spreadsheet hurts my eyes…
  • This report will not conquer me. I will win the war, spreadsheet!!! Victory is on the horizon! A pox upon thee, Excel. #clearlylostmymind
  • This is just my clients being lazy. They think it’s practical to use Excel tables to format byzantine things like "paragraphs".
  • I hate it when people write letters and other text documents in Excel format. #engineers
  • Counted all the tomatoes. Weighed them all too (all season.) All logged to a spreadsheet by day harvested and variety.
  • …this will entail 2 hours of someone showing me which fields to complete in an Excel spreadsheet …
  • I’ve used excel for many years now, but I still love finding new shortcuts and tricks! #littlethingsinlife #ftw
  • I don’t really know if I use Pivot Tables properly in Excel 2010 but it’s really easy to get useful data out of massive text logs
  • The Tron remakes was to be set inside a giant Excel spreadsheet but they realised all the tiny electronic people would just kill themselves.
  • i have an excel spreadsheet. thats the only way i can keep my life in order. i still manage to miss things 🙁
  • i used to write programs in excel to get around our schools software policy
  • i need someone to explain to me like im a toddler what a pivot table is. or i need someone to do this for me.
  • Anyone have a good song about living in spreadsheet land?
  • Poof! there went the completed spreadsheet. oops
  • Who knows how to put in a 3D pie chart on Excel??
  • Major panic attack. I broke excel. for a moment. no keyboard shortcuts – not happening bud. a vba problem I found a fix for. 2 hrs later.
  • Thanks British gas for your energy smart meter, you’ve successfully made me EVEN more anal. Pass me excel, I need to do a chart.

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