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Excel Twitter 20101028

image Yesterday was a very spiritual experience for some Excel tweeters, with God and angels and biblical proportions involved. On the secular side, there was time travel, chocolate and world domination.

  • Boss: "I love Excel. It’s like chocolate. So good." Me: "Freak."
  • Afternoon wasn’t productive at all <_< Took almost 2 hours to figure out how to label the axis on an excel chart…
  • "Color workbook tabs are no available on Macintosh Excel of any version." AAAAAARGHHHHHHH! *&*$!
  • Dear Bill Gates, Thanks for Excel which makes me look super smart to old people. Love me, the girl who went to art school.
  • why on earth would office not work with parental controls enabled? Odd. Now my 4 yr old can’t do my accounts in excel. Rats 🙂
  • I’m reasonably sure the guy that created the VLOOKUP command in Excel doesn’t follow me, but if he does, just wanted to say I love you.
  • Thank you Google Spreadsheet for being there for me when Excel continued to crash. Saved my day!
  • I had one of those ultraproductive days and no one noticed. Sometimes it’s lonely being Spreadsheet Girl.
  • Woke up feeling I could change the world, now working at it. one excel workbook at a time.
  • oh god – save me from the spreadsheets – I do not know or care what a pivot table is.
  • I think of every Excel spreadsheet I see as an angel, sent from God to remind us that we haven’t written enough web apps yet.
  • Doing work in excel is like having coffee with an old friend. #foundmycalling
  • I decided the best form of action is to stare blankly at an Excel spreadsheet.
  • Oops, saved my super awesome complex Excel spreadsheet with sums and all as a csv. Needless to say it is now simply numbers… Poo!
  • You can have all my Excel work, ever.
  • Constructed a pivot table of biblical proportions. 800K+ rows of data at my finger tips now muwhaha. I WILL RULE THE WORLD!
  • every day at work, i dont work. i sit on here when i hear my boss’ footsteps i pull up excel as though i was…
  • I’m pretty sure this excel spreadsheet is going to let people travel through time when I’m done with it. #Complicated

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