Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20110107

image If your only conversations are with Excel’s Text-to-Speech feature, it might be time to get out of your cubicle. You could take an educational psychology class, or ask a co-worker to sort one of your Excel sheets.

  • Trying to create a pivot table in Excel. Because I am twelve, "pivot table" seems mildly smutty and makes me giggle.
  • Spent yesterday rewriting VBA code Excel forms because we "upgraded" from 2003 to 2010. Wish MS would make things backward compatible!
  • Mac Excel autofilter stops searchng a txt strng after 255 chrcters, Found out the hard way. Workaround: contextures.com/xlautofilter02.html
  • My educational psychology professor put the course schedule in Excel. I think I’m in love!!!
  • My mission for today: learn how to use Pivot tables in Excel. Never needed them before but I feel it’s something I should know!
  • Just spent the morning rebuilding a spreadsheet that had over 20 redundant pivot tables. #excel #nerd
  • C’mon Excel. I’ll be your best friend if you stop crashing on me today. It’s not THAT much to pivot.
  • #Microsoft #Excel keeps reverting formula calculations back to manual despite keep changing to automatic. Any ideas? #help Thanks!
  • I have discovered a new form of punishment: having to search through 2800-line Excel documents to find one little zip code.
  • Is there a way download all of my tweets onto a spreadsheet? I’d like a way to scrapbook the time I was funny; before I turn into my mother.
  • #question what is the most advanced #math #problem you have #solved in #excel?
  • asked a co-worker a re-sort of an Excel spreadsheet, this is what he got back http://imgur.com/Muxv3
  • I love these office know it alls …who don’t even know what version of Excel is on their CPU. Bahahaha #peabrain
  • Yes, I am the geek who made a chart in Excel to keep track of my corrugated rib color changes.
  • I have a spreadsheet that works out how many weeks I’ve been alive. This week is week number 2011.
  • My boss doesn’t know how to use simple excel…and asks me for help on the easiest things. #headache
  • Somebody left the zoom on this Excel spreadsheet very high. Everything is HUGE! Someone on my team must be getting poor eyesight. 😉
  • I love the Excel Text-To-Speech function because sometimes it’s nice having someone to talk to when I’m hiding from the world.

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