Excel Twitter 20110125

ByDebra Dalgleish January 25, 2011

Yesterday was the start of a new week, and some people weren’t thrilled to be back in the office, making Excel pivot tables and charts. Maybe that’s why they have meetings at a burger joint instead.

It’s Monday so it must be time for the spreadsheet of doom and the phone call of stupidity. Follwed by the biscuit of chocolateness
2hr excel frenzy done. phew! will be dreaming of pivot tables. But I can now sort data with the best of them
dammit. Fixed my excel problem and don’t know how!
Definitely should have stayed in bed instead of letting this guy teach me how to add 3 and 3 together on #excel
i am filling an excel spreadsheet with swear words… #ilovemyjob
I just opened up Excel to do a spreadsheet for the first time since 2001 when I was in middle school. This probably won’t end well.
I know I’m way behind the times on this, but I finally decided to learn how to create and use Excel pivot tables. Yay for increased Excel-fu
I am pleased to announce that I am finished redoing the work that I did all afternoon and lost to the black hole of Excel failure.
anybody knw how to work excel real good?
I will never smoke weed to work again, I think I just invited a bum to prepare an excel sheet for my presentation.
Splitting headache. I wonder if it’s related to the charts, graphs and excel spreadsheets I tried to avoid today.
In Excel solver….it says "Setting up Problem"….I thot it was already set up…when they created Microsoft Excel….
News Flash: my boss always deletes Word and Excel off of every computer.
Will it make me sound weird if I say I’m making a reall "sexy" Excel spreadsheet? I am what I am, I wont live a lie.
Realizing I can, in fact, work some magic in Excel is reassuring after devoting my college years to anything that didn’t involve numbers.
I never had a problem with Excel, but now I’m developing a full blown hatred for it and everything it stands for
For the people who work in #Excel all day I give you a pat on the back. My eyes goes bonkers after 5 minutes.
most of my job is based around excel. Love when u get a really hard formula to work #geek
Love businessmen who hold meetings in mcdonalds all huddled around laptops showing power point or excel charts. Classy it aint.

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Excel Twitter 20170113

ByDebra Dalgleish January 13, 2017January 12, 2017

Did Excel formulas end your childhood? If so, was it a specific function, or all of them? And if there aren’t many spreadsheet scenes in The Accountant, would there be some in a movie about bus drivers?

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Excel Twitter 20101030

ByDebra Dalgleish October 30, 2010

Ah yes, a "minor change" to an Excel file, that leads to drinking. That can happen when you work at a yo-you company. Or anywhere else! The face is currently submerged in an Excel workbook. What a way to start a Friday… It’s datalicious, baby : ) It’s a friday night, time to get down…

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Excel Twitters 20080810

ByDebra Dalgleish August 10, 2008September 7, 2009

If people would stop Twittering about Excel, and just do their work, maybe they could go home earlier. Unless they’re using Twitter to ask for help, which a surprising number of people do. It’s hard to help them in 140 characters though, unless you just post a link to the Microsoft newsgroups. Anyway, here’s another…

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Excel Twitter 20170317

ByDebra Dalgleish March 17, 2017March 17, 2017

Working in Excel is a good excuse for not going out in the snow. Just make sure you have some coffee before you start doing the difficult stuff. And remember to close that shared file when you’re done with it!

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Excel Twitter 20100731

ByDebra Dalgleish July 31, 2010

Is there any proof that a man invented pivot tables? Or just an assumption? There are about 73 different graph and chart types in Excel and I think the Powerpoint I’m reading contains all of them. #deathbypowerpoint What would u do if u lost a grant for $900k bc you forgot to fill in one…

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Excel Twitter 20130607

ByDebra Dalgleish June 7, 2013June 6, 2013

Important food-related questions of the day: Would you rather smell egg salad, or work on this Excel chart? Should you create a chart on an empty stomach? If you think Word is merciless, never anger Excel. Hell hath no fury like an incorrect Pivot Table. boss commented on how my excel spreadsheet was not captivating….

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