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Excel Twitter 20110204

snow shovel Some people stayed home this week, because of the ice and snow. Others bravely (and bitterly) struggled through the elements, to get to their Excel spreadsheets.

  • Spreadsheet and more spreadsheets…I don’t remember a world before #Excel.
  • Just spent 10 minutes trying to change a date on my spreadsheet to 31st February 2011…. Was getting very frustrated until I realised….
  • HOW DID I EVER LIVE WITHOUT PIVOT TABLES?! (Ok, seriously that was the last pivot table tweet for today. Or maybe ever. Probably ever.)
  • I made a spreadsheet sing and dance to impress my boss. Now it takes FOREVER to update!
  • I wish I had invented Excel so I would know how to do everything in it. That includes Pivot Tables!
  • If you’d like, I’ll explain the spreadsheet I’ll be building tomorrow. That should put you yo sleep. 🙂
  • I totally just dominated 48,000 rows of data. I know what you’re thinking: "Hey cool guy!" #geek #spreadsheet #excel
  • I love #Microsoft #Excel, but not enjoying cleaning up a database for client mailing. Oh-well. Time for #Pandora, thinking 80s.
  • actually had to go on ‘kids zone’ to make a chart instead of excel. the shame.
  • I don’t get it why the developers of #Excel gray out the subtotal functionality when data is formatted as Table. This sucks!Make it go away!
  • Microsoft should consider calling Excel "Extreme Fail" instead. I can’t think of a possible way for a spreadsheet to work LESS well.
  • Excel sheets because some of us aren’t little babies and went to work. #snowdayreads #bitterenvy
  • I didn’t realize it at the time, but Excel was where I started programming. I did it because I was lazy and reports are tedious.
  • I hear ya! We are having rolling blackouts here. We are iced in & it sucks. But they still need that spreadsheet from me : (
  • TIP: to make a super-fast chart in #Excel highlight the columns you want, then hit F11. I’m not sure how to make a chart the normal way…
  • Workplace woos… When a formula in a spreadsheet you’ve circulated for months now is wrong 🙁
  • NEW: Excel-lent: The Championship in graphs and charts: http://bit.ly/gnTB5C
  • Today I am king of Excel. Spreadsheet formulae look at my terrifying visage and tremble. All shall love me and despair! #OddTolkienReference

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