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Excel Twitter 20110205

alabina That’s an interesting question — how long would it take to learn all of Excel? Would belly dance music make the process faster or slower?

  • I love when business dude types work on excel in the coffee shop with a big old note pad next to them. You can’t take notes on a computer.
  • Problem with iTunes is that it doesn’t have enough features. It’s functionality-starved. I’m writing a macro to play audio from Excel.
  • Found my limit in Excel charts. Variable width stacked columns. Can do it (Google fu) but not so that someone else can maintain it easily.
  • I never thought I’d see the day where I’m pissed that Excel will only let me plot 32,000 points on a chart. #GrowingUp
  • I call it Excel Abuse – we rely too much on Excel, it’s a spreadsheet program not analytical software, not a vacation request form, not…
  • Alabina (mix of arabic & spanish) belly dance music making editing this spreadsheet bareable!!
  • Another day of clicking away at a spreadsheet. Is it bad I look forward to my team meeting to break up my day?
  • Another day another re-write of my Excel code as the customer moves the goalposts
  • I’m sorry all my tweets have been about work and Excel this week. I’ve probably spoilt twitter for everyone haven’t i?
  • The point where you are making Excel based ‘jokes’ on Twitter is the point where one should stop work for the weekend. Down tools, everyone!
  • One thing I’ve learned from Vague Job Assignment is I seem to actually *like* making charts in excel. Yes, that was fun. #Dilbertesque
  • I haven’t tried numbers. I may have to bc excel crashes on charts. Hard to teach 8th graders that way.
  • ahhhhh! I don’t know where the spreadsheet is and I missed the meeting. I am a terrible person.
  • My boss just called me a ‘hero’ for helping her with excel. That word gets thrown around way too much…
  • one boss LOVES excel, the other one is good at BS, that sounds about right.
  • making a cost spreadsheet for my wedding. my professor would be very proud. ; )
  • I love how I solved this morning’s multi-party angst just by adding two columns to an excel spreadsheet 🙂
  • If pivot table training takes 4 1/2 hours, how long would it take to learn all of excel?

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