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Excel Twitter 20110209

cakepops Apparently, yesterday was Excel Tuesday, and people were celebrating with cake pops and wasabi peas. But the beer garden sounds even better!

  • Phone rang. At this time of night, options are: death in the family or DH’s parents have a computer problem. MIL hopelessly lost in Excel.
  • If I close my eyes hard enough, I’m in the beer garden at the flask in Highgate, not staring at an excel spreadsheet….
  • starting Excel 2010 to do math is quicker than opening Windows Calculator :/
  • Microsoft Excel. How I just enjoy you. I’m not the cleanest user nor sort things properly, but love a good formula or 3…
  • Stayed in w/plans on catching up on 9-5 work. Instead, spent the night doing a spreadsheet related to cake pops. Never thought I’d say that!
  • God and damnit together, is it STILL Tuesday?! Is anyone else stuck in this spreadsheet-infested time lock, or am I the only punished soul?
  • Hours of being my parents’ personal hotline paid off… Today I successfully helped my boss with an Excel graph over the phone
  • done something stupid 2day showed sales manager how 2 use excel to price increase 1000’s of products, now i will get calls about excel probs
  • Sometimes pivot tables and excel functions make me more excited than any boy could. Reason #817943371974197 I’m single.
  • Wow! #Excel rocks if u know what u’re doing. I just replaced years of SUM & selecting cells based on other cell with: =SUMIF(I:I,"*FC*",K:K)
  • Made a joke about PPT clip art animations while mocking a coworkers Excel pivot table skills. I’m ON FIRE today!
  • Work without panic and adrenaline is sort of just… work. Quick, somebody call me with an emergency that can only be solved with Excel!
  • Just finishd biggest spreadsheet of my life. Seeing in squares. Getting withdrawal from Excel in some perverse variant of Stockholm syndrome
  • What kind if crack was I on? I thought an all day seminar in Microsoft excel would be fun?!? Jeez Louise… I wish I was at work!
  • It’s Excel Tuesday!! It’s a bit like Powerpoint Monday but with less pictures and more numbers. #excel
  • Watching big love and chompin wasabi peas while slaving over excel sheets after a successful night @ #MMBC #boulder. I’m a #HAPPYgirl
  • Just about to leave work in shame excel beat me. Despite writing what should be the perfect formula it fails to work. 🙁
  • Finally finished, well at least with the charts. Excel we will do battle again this semester Im confident of that.
  • To solve your problem with excel. Buy a #mac and never use excel

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