Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20110308

ByDebra Dalgleish

image Yes, if you tweet less, you’ll probably get more done — unless your brain goes numb from staring at Excel!

  • excel – proof that satan does walk among us here on earth. that and the starbucks at the airport.
  • And xcelsius only mimics Excel. It lacks many functions, and its charts are nowhere near as flexible or capable.
  • every year I SWEAR I won’t go a year before dealing with that spreadsheet.
  • I love that the term "review" in office speak means "come show me how to do this because I am a moron and don’t know how to use excel"
  • Perfect. Step-by-step directions for analysing our lab report data, that I canny follow with my archaic version of excel #FML
  • deep in #excel spreadsheets… definitely got the #mondayfeeling
  • Why would I ever, ever, want the original formatting when pasting into an Excel Spreadsheet? #losingmytemperatmiscrosoft
  • I’m sat in front of a puter typing numbers into a spreadsheet and have been for the last 3hrs. How do people do this everyday? Brain is numb
  • Good morning, #Excel. Looks like we’ll be spending the day together. I fear the spam to be wrought by tweeting about a Microsoft product.
  • I just stumbled my way through my first pivot table…look out world, my spreadsheets are about to get #EPIC
  • The worst thing I’ve done in the past week is make a spreadsheet. It haunts me.
  • I can only share that with my wife and giant spreadsheet 🙂
  • Dear person who messed up this excel spreadsheet. If I ever find you, I’m going to be as mean to you as Excel is being to me #deathbyexcel
  • Signs you’re a nerd: when you make a master to-do list in excel so you can color-code and sort by due date. #fb #nerdalert
  • Maybe if I just make a spreadsheet of my daily schedule, I could spare you guys the live-tweeting of my life.
  • why are you denying me access spreadsheet, I put the right password in >:-(
  • Is pretending to shoot my PC screen at work a normal thing to do? (Excel took the full force of the blast)
  • Bollocks, I was set to have such a productive day today – the sum total of my day; 4 lines in an Excel spreadsheet. Should tweet less!
  • It takes years to figure out the error you get in #excel

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