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Excel Twitter 20110319

Is Excel heaven filled with spreadsheets of doom? Should we blame Microsoft? Ah, it’s the weekend — you can worry about that on Monday.

  • Instead of working I’m playing with Excel pivot charts. Which is still technically working, but not a priority so I am kind of slacking.
  • Just been called into the training room to solve a problem with Excel. On an excel training course.
  • App work gone down well with my client but the real star is the data. I’m in love with Excel spreadsheets.
  • Time to face the terrible spreadsheet of doom once more and try to discover why my calculations are off by 40 grand! #woo
  • Finally created my own custom Function in #Excel. Gotta love some old school #VBA code.
  • I’ve got spreadsheet eye. It’s like tennis elbow for people who work in accounts!
  • Excel has given me the names of 10 students to work with. If it doesn’t work out we can blame Microsoft.
  • Nested IF statements. Just what I want on a Friday! #Excel #NotOnAFriday
  • I have that problem here. Apparently, I’m the ‘Excel Guru’. When I leave they’ll grind to a halt and possibly go out of business
  • just finished listening to "Palace" at work. It’s like I’m at #sxsw but with a desk, office supplies, and an Excel spreadsheet.
  • Wow, who knew spreadsheet tweets would be so popular? Would you all like to hear about my pivot table woes now? 😉
  • Spent a whole day trying to encourage a sophisticated stats package to do something which I found out can be done in seconds by #Excel!
  • The IF function in Excel is currently the bane of my existence
  • update: my beautiful spreadsheet i tweeted about earlier has gone to excel heaven after a minor forgetting to save hiccup. i could cry
  • Dear #excel. I am sorry for every mean thing I’ve ever said about you. You are a lovely spreadsheet program.
  • I’ve tried and tried and even cried at how frustrated Excel makes meTold the boss I won’t be touching any spreadsheets
  • I can write code to turn the blender on from my computer, but some Excel problems KILL me.
  • Me: "I love conditional formatting in Excel" Manager: "Get a life"
  • For as powerful as Excel can be, it sure has some insanely stupid limitations.

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