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Excel Twitter 20110325

image If Excel work is making you depressed, take a break, and jot down a few new ideas. Or maybe Satan could teach you to play the blues.

  • Tonight, when I get home, I am going to write a love song about Microsoft Excel.
  • What’s not to love when you solve problems of the dreaded excel variety
  • I’m in computer class, we doing spreadsheet, I really can’t believe that so many people can’t do basic things on pc’s, shockn #imjustsaying
  • Love that my dad classifies me as a genius because of my basic excel know-how. 🙂
  • Excel never ceases to amaze me how much it can be used in so many different ways #excelrocks
  • Dear Satan, teaching Robert Johnson the blues at the crossroads was an inspired move. But, it still doesn’t make up for Microsoft Excel.
  • Revamping someone elses XL spreadsheet is the worst!! My eyes are glazed.
  • #Excel is right next to #Twitter on my dock and i keep opening excel and it depresses me deeply.
  • Fixed the #Excel macros that were shutting down my computer yesterday. 20 min work each month is now a single mouse click. #winning
  • I really should keep it quiet that I know how to use Excel. People find out and the requests pile up asking about metrics, charts, etc
  • Used an #Excel #PivotTable to turn an entire day’s worth of my co-worker’s job into about 10 minutes of work. #Seriously
  • Today, at work, I was told that I’m at Jedi Master level when it comes to my Excel skills. #howtomakeageekhappy #ilovespreadsheets #starwars
  • You know you’re a consultant when… you use Excel for your shopping list and then sort it using a pivot table!
  • after complaining, the excel gods were nice to me and the pivot table stopped being stubborn – all is well – chocolate overdose avoided
  • Take a break from excel, and doodle down a few new ideas.
  • Tech Tip –> don’t run a macro on a 65k-row excel workbook, if you want to do anything else in Excel for the next freaking hour!! #FB
  • Take a screenshot of a spreadsheet. Set it as your desktop wallpaper. Look productive at all times.
  • Well I wanted/needed to do some work tonight but I think my roomie just bored me into a coma with an Excel conversation. Accountants…

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