Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20110326

image Whether you’re in fashion school or helping grandma, Excel can help. And if you forget how to calculate percentages, a pie chart might not be the best long term solution.

  • Got the most confusing spreadsheet from customer wanting me to fill it in, but it was sent as read-only. Someone needs an Excel class…
  • Watching Modern Family while I work helps me ignore that Excel is taking 4ever to save (I’m a compulsive saver, so this is a BIG problem)
  • This spreadsheet is as good as its going to get… good night Excel. Good night events list. Good night Twitter. Good night moon.
  • The weirdest things get me excited now….I’m totally geeked about this new excel spreadsheet #dork
  • It’s a rare day that I get an e-mail with a screenshot of an Excel sheet and I’m asked to calculations on it, but today is that day. #fml
  • Realized that making reports, charts and pivots in Excel is a new hobby of mine..Should I be worried right now?
  • I get it from my dad. We are supreme spreadsheet lovers! He would be so proud if he saw mine..err..maybe not… 😉
  • I love Excel but there is a line and think you just crossed it with your Scabble score spreadsheet 🙂
  • I am so lame. I just my a pivot table for my #wedding flowers. I officially just became an #ExcelGeek…and I think I like it!
  • Thank God for that business computer class, just helped my grandma with this excel spreadsheet.
  • Ummm… I’ve forgotten the excel formula for working out percentages… But it’s okay because the pie charts worked it out for me. #phew
  • Dear Universe, just ONE more excel file to complete, please allow me to survive..(a months work in 3 days…)
  • Kid at the office just sent document to me (I asked him to put date in the name): spreadsheet twenty fifth march two thousand and eleven.doc
  • I even like formulas. I would marry a spreadsheet.
  • Pivot Tables. The most useful, yet most unstable and frustrating part of Microsoft Excel
  • I love filling out spreadsheets for stuff that doesn’t matter. Even better if a secret society of Excel engineers designed the spreadsheet!
  • Fashion schools should put an emphasis on Microsoft Excel. I make at least 4 charts everyday.
  • Work work work. I would like to know when did excel become a means of torture?

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