Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20110421

ByDebra Dalgleish

image Poor students! Don’t they suffer enough, without having to learn Excel too? Their teacher is being irrational!

  • Excel is a wonderful tool for many things. Statistics is not among them. // is this true?! #Statistics #Excel
  • Actually heard: "Why won’t my Excel worksheet show fractions?" Reply: "Sounds like it’s being irrational." #ouch
  • i’m like nearly 17, and i can’t even do a simple spreadsheet on excel.
  • You spend 2 days making a pivot table do what you want; then constituency boundaries change & whole thing goes out the window. Typical, eh.
  • I did a spreadsheet by what I thought was a more efficient and presentable way but it turns out I angered the template gods.
  • Dear Excel, I NEVER WANT TO CHECK COMPATIBILITY WHEN SAVING THIS WORKBOOK.
  • Probably not a good thing when I’m wishing Excel 2007 had more than 1,048,576 rows in a worksheet.
  • Pivot tables were originally implemented by Lotus Improv (which was all it did). Yours, the spreadsheet bore 🙂
  • Dear Microsoft Access, it’s just not working out. Excel and I are running away together. Do not try to find us.Our love is stronger than you
  • I have an unusual love for Microsoft Excel. Anyone ever need data organized/manipulated (not in a bad way)/etc., I’m your woman.
  • Can’t see straight after hour deciphering spreadsheet of all Carolina Championship of Beer comp winners. Time for a beer?
  • There is no problem so big that it can’t be solved with the correct formula. #Microsoft #Excel
  • Data is my true love. give me an Excel spreadsheet and a pipe to your server and i will make some sweet love to bar graphs!
  • I hated computer today. We actually had to work on excel or something.
  • DAMMIT excel, I do not want a million rows in this table. Doing anything in this workbook is now slow as molassas.
  • #sourceboston #dataviz it’s not about cranking out excel charts. You need to be a designer & care about what u r crafting.
  • I love learning new things! Especially if I’ve taught myself it in the first place! Who knew Excel Spreadsheets were that exciting!? 😛
  • Playing movie soundtracks on @pandora_radio makes the most mundane tasks at work so much more interesting! Excel + Dark Knight > Excel
  • Today is one of those day when I am regretting not giving my Excel workbook a meaningful name.

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