Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20120218

ByDebra Dalgleish

image There is a "break a leg, then open Excel" joke for theatre majors, somewhere in my head, but I can’t think of it right now. And remember to be careful what you tweet about, or you could lose your job!

Ashley Ashley @TangeloFlavored

  • Spent the better half of this afternoon creating an excel spreadsheet for all of our bills. Because that’s what supermoms do.

Champ Superstar Champ Superstar @champsuperstar

  • Alarms didn’t wake me up. But dreaming that someone was using am excel spreadsheet wrong did.

Mihaela (Dr. V) Mihaela (Dr. V) @mihaela_v

  • plotting my cat’s weight in Excel to make a graph for the vet does not make me a dork…. right?

Simon Cooper Simon Cooper @scoop_cooper

  • A team mate just told me my planning spreadsheet had a Driver ’76 look to it. Bonus!

Kyle Davis Kyle Davis @AgainstKyle

  • That kid needs to pull his head out of the spreadsheet and actually watch some damn games.

Jill Carter Jill Carter @wareaglejill

  • Really. I love my new job. But when I work 15 hrs straight & start hearing my Excel talk to me, it’s time to walk away. #needabreakfromwork

Kristofer Spinka Kristofer Spinka @kspinka

  • If you’re using an Excel spreadsheet to manage your global software development project, you’re probably the emperor’s tailor too.

Yth. Bpk. Yth. Bpk. @kangatot

  • Still wishing I can be more multi tasking. By multi tasking, I meant to tweet and to work on excel spreadsheet equally productive.

DMEdwards DMEdwards @DMEdwards

  • Don’t you love it when a client from seven years ago starts making loud demands because the 3rd Excel upgrade broke their spreadsheet?

James Kennedy James Kennedy @jamesholod

Annie Cushing Annie Cushing @AnnieCushing

  • I don’t know how Excel keeps getting corrupted. Who’s downloading data pr0n on my work computer???

Chris Sacca Chris Sacca @sacca

  • This spreadsheet is so dense, I actually sucked it up and bought Excel. You win this one, MSFT & draconian financial regulations.

K.m@ck K.m@ck @_MackBook

  • Had a friend lose their job today because they twitpic’d their company’s computer which had an excel spreadsheet in one of the windows smh.

K Casto-Ardern K Casto-Ardern @bookworm_chic

  • any problem. "I need a budget" MAKE A SPREADSHEET. "I can’t decide between A & B" SPREADSHEET! "I broke my leg." OPEN EXCEL!

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