Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20120220

imageThere is a slightly different format for the Excel tweet collection this week. I’m keeping the author names, but not the avatars. I found those distracting – how about you? Did you like them?

  • Never would have thought that making a clustered and stacked graph in Excel would be so much work. Hope my head doesn’t explode… Matt Fisher @GoFish32
  • Productive day after weeks of graphs and heavy research. We help with endurance for athletes, but need more spreadsheet endurance. #excel BreathResearch @breathresearch
  • One of these days I’m going to hunt down the person who invented the Pivot Table and make garlands out of his intestines. With my teeth. Stephen Blackmoore @sblackmoore
  • Problem with Excel? Google the answer. Problem with Access? You’re screwed. Chris Apps @thechrisapps
  • I don’t know why accountants love using Microsoft Excel so much. I think my blood pressure went up a few notches trying to use it ..Mark Nunnari @Nunnaza
  • 32510 data points. Excel will only let you graph 32000 points in one data series. Jax Bastardi @ReverseFizix
  • I think my relatives think I’m a "programmer", and thus work with Microsoft Excel a lot. That’s okay; I haven’t the strength to explain. AmandaK @autumnspirit
  • Coworker moaned & said: "Amazing what an Excel spreadsheet can do for a woman!" She must have a different version of Excel than I do. Einstein Barbie @BitchhoodBabe 
  • I found an error in a formula on an important Excel spreadsheet. Colleague says it’s been there since 2001, so they won’t change it… #ugh Josh D @JDthoughts
  • People complaining about how hard it is to make an excel chart #smh follow the direction literally on the page Infront of you  morgen l @morgen_l
  • It takes 10 clicks of a mouse for my computer to register that I need a new sheet on Excel. I hate my work computer with a rage. Erin W. @ErinGeorgiana  
  • If you ever want me to drop everything and help you, give me a problem that I think Excel could probably solve. killsmedead @killsmedead

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4 Comments

  1. Agreed! Pivot tables can be frustrating at times, but nothing has happened that an adult beverage couldn’t smooth over.

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