Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20110428

image Yes, Excel has become a bloated pig, compared to the earliest versions, but if your 81-year-old mother can deal with it, so can you!

  • I almost quit my last job over a spreadsheet. Things can get ugly when you’re dealing with Excel.
  • Could you please cross ref this 500 line Excel sheet with this 20 pg price list and add/delete products? Are you f’ing serious?? #FML
  • excel – constantly unchecking the "autofit column widths on update" with your pivot tables uses up 3 lepki product-o-minutes every day
  • Was so happy when late last night I figured out how to use SUMPRODUCT in #Excel.
  • I think I found the cure/solution 4 insomnia. It’s on Row 3,792 in any Excel Worksheet. Guaranteed by the time u get there u’ll be sleep(y)
  • Ugh, I feel like a nerd with OCD. I just created a Powerpoint presentation on the various ways I use Excel in my daily (non-work) life.
  • So I jst realized after working on this Excel simulation problem for the past 4-5 hrs tht I hve done it completely wrong! UGH! Lol!
  • been working on an excel workbook for 4 days, u can imagine the data in it.
  • Dear Excel for Mac, I only asked 445 people 54 questions, what’s your frakking problem? Do you have issues with old people?
  • Oh yeah, believe me, I use CONCATENATE all the time. I do a lot of code generation in Excel!
  • My 81-year-old mother just solved my Excel problem. #thanksMom She is very good at diagnostics! Far more patient than I.
  • Excel has really become like a bloated pig. What used to be instantaneous (opening and displaying a worksheet or pasting in info) now lags.
  • Attempting to catalog my DVD collection. Can’t decide whether to use Access, or do a pivot table in Excel. Yes, I’m a nerd 😛
  • I’ve been copying & pasting customer info into an excel spreadsheet. That’s as high-tech as I can get.
  • Trying to tell myself I’m not exhausted. I’m not cold. And I love Excel. #notconvincing
  • One wrong move pulling a pivot table and the computer’s completely frozen. Not good.
  • I may love Excel just a little too much. But charts and graphs float my boat, and I refuse to apologize.
  • Can I save an excel worksheet as a PDF and still have the formulas work? HELP

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