Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20110510

ByDebra Dalgleish

image Are your shopping lists colour-coded and sorted in Excel? Silly question, I know.

  • There are only 65,536 rows in an Excel spreadsheet, and the columns only go to IV. Unfortunately, I know that & have maxed both.
  • a woman shopping today won Lister of the year! not only was it printed out from a computer, it was color-coded &sorted on a spreadsheet!
  • I’m just so OCD that I like to keep a running spreadsheet of the tools I buy? I only do it because I once bought the same screwdriver twice.
  • microsoft excel has encountered a problem and needs to die
  • 3 hours cycling, 4 hours in front of a spreadsheet at work…the exciting life of a triathlete-accountant!
  • Fixing broken formulas in excel. Headache inducing work
  • Rod Steward’s Excel =IF( YouThinkI’mSexy , "", IF( YouWantMyBody, "", IF( AND( YouThinkImSexy, YouWantMyBody), LETmeKNOW, ""))
  • Hey Excel! By 2010 I thought you’d have printing a 24-tab workbook "down". Slowest preview ever.
  • Glastonbury festival 2011: The full lineup as a spreadsheet http://gu.com/p/2pvkq/tf
  • zzzzzzz my spreadsheet is so laggy
  • i crashed excel in a major way. oops.
  • I merged all my gantt charts into 1 excel file. i wonder if the lecturers will know how to change tabs..
  • #DATES inside an #excel sheet are probably one of the dirtiest things that a #programmer ever needs to handle.
  • Excel, if you could print my spreadsheet the way it looks in your print preview that would be a real help, kthxbai
  • Where did the day go? At 8am, I sat down in front of Excel to work on last year’s RSGB survey analysis… still not finished. 🙁
  • oh dear god I need a copy of this spreadsheet. I thought I was the only one who uses excel for pleasure… #spreadsheetenvy
  • Time check: 9.17pm, just opened my excel book. Time left till dateline: 2 hrs 43 mins. *DEAD*
  • They should’ve never let me near a computer. Spreadsheets allow me to rationalize everything. Life is just a big pivot table
  • Think of #Excel as if you moved to a new neighborhood or new job. You feel uncomfortable until you spend time there.

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