Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20110524

image You might go broke if you buy a new computer every time Excel slows down. Use that waiting time to write poetry or draw up your house plans.

  • Sometimes one of the most challenging things @ work is deciphering another person’s excel worksheet. It’s like decoding a treasure map!
  • Still staring at excel, I have been doing this for most of the day now, think it might be time for a new PC
  • No work today. Gettin’ paid for an Adv Excel class instead. Data, pivot tables and vlookup…oh my! 😀 #excelnerd
  • Am at workCannot shirkCant send tweets’cos of excel sheets
  • No matter how insignificant the excel paper you do, if you have proper presentation i.e. proper borders, lines and clarity, its a good work.
  • I’m really irritable today, I have an intern, she’s 27 and she doesn’t even know how to work excel… I’m on the verge of exploding.
  • Helped my dad work out how to use Excel for over an hour. I am a good daughter. 🙂
  • I love people misusing software. Best was my brother who set up a 1cm grid in Excel & drew his house plans.
  • #Excel: Sure you want to save as .csv (yes) > Really sure? (yes) > Close Program: Really a .csv? (yes) > Absolutely sure? (YES!) #everytime!
  • #SinceTheWorldDidntEnd I must now flex my excel muscles like I actually wanted to do some work today…
  • Aggavated by an additional piece of busy work I need to do. Excel is the devil, and we’re not tracking meaningful data
  • Think I need a new computer at work, I did copy and paste in excel with a few columns… 5mins later it’s still thinking…
  • I suggested making an excel spread sheet of all the books S and I own. S didn’t say I was crazy, so I feel like our marriage will work.
  • Looks like I’ll be staring at excel spreadsheets 9-5 everyday for the rest of the summer. #boring #ihateaccounting
  • What was Bob Geldoff’s problem with Mondays? Not as if he ever had to wake up for a day job. Maybe that was why;he longed for excel s/sheets

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