Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20110611

image Be careful that you don’t Excel yourself! You might strain your eyes (or worse), and you won’t be able to read those hieroglyphics.

  • Getting ready to "play" in excel. Might be an all day kinda thing, but at least I don’t have to deal with stupid people.
  • I have brain ache from trying to do a spreadsheet homework on the PMT() function in excel, its so boring
  • Ahhh… Done. Finally. I never want to look at an excel spreadsheet ever again. #dataentryispainful #doingitagaintomorrow
  • Wow, Excel made me look like an idiot today. I ended up having the same spreadsheet to many coworkers three times. #deathbyembarrassment
  • That’s right just used conditional formatting to keep my pivot table header sexy through its dynamic awesomeness.(really shouldn’t have to)
  • When you increase your Excel workbook to over 100%, you should start wearing your glasses again!
  • excel is complicated enough that it could admit it’s sentient and able to do all this work itself, it just knows better
  • Where do people create pie charts? If on excel, how do people create pie charts on excel? Please help. I will buy you beer . Please.
  • I do IT work. IT work for them mean doing EXCEL ish. Um. I’m here to fix broken computers I don’t know a damn thing about EXCEL.
  • The IT guy at work just belittled me for not knowing how to work 07 excel spreadsheets. Even at work I get heckled.
  • Work is killing me. Killing me. Engineers that can’t build charts out of excel. #ineedaraise
  • Who knows how to work microsoft excel? Cus I need u to take this test for me
  • everything looks fancier in an excel spreadsheet…
  • I’d rather figure out the U.S. tax code than the Excel spreadsheet containing the shift schedule of the power plant where I’ll be working.
  • Very cool… analyze Twitter with PowerPivot in Excel 2010! Microsoft Analytics for Twitter – http://bit.ly/jsASvA
  • I have literally named the Excel sheet I am working on "Worksheet from Hell." So many merged cells! I hate you! Why do you exist?
  • Man who died after completing enormous spreadsheet "may have excelled himself".”
  • no problem excel is a ancient program so times it feels like you have to read hieroglyphics to do any thing in it lol

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