Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20110621

image There are countless tweets this week about a new application that makes Facebook look like Excel. If you’re that bored, it might be better to play a game of Solitaire.

  • We just made a really awesome and totally color-coded spreadsheet re: house hunting. Our realtor is going to laugh at us. #nerds
  • Back to the #excel salt mine.
  • I am in the pivot-table pit of despair! 🙁
  • For the first 3 minutes of my birthday I stared at my completed Excel worksheet. My master plan is working out perfectly. Mwahahahahaha!
  • Half of my time at work is spent trying to get excel files to open. #newcomputerfail
  • I’ll play Solitaire for half hour then call my boss. I’m kinda sick of Excel.
  • And i thought i was almost done with excel .. stupid pivot table.
  • An epic battle has begun between me and Excel. I will pivot and conquer.
  • Why embed Facebook in Excel? Your boss can see if you’ve been using it by looking in the firewall logs.
  • The spreadsheet currently on my screen is a month out of date. It’s just there to make me look busy.
  • I’ve got way too many spreadsheets to sort through, so I’m headed back to the spreadsheet mines, but first . . . .
  • Twitter wants me to follow @Office365 I guess I do love frequent updates on what Excel is up to.
  • Crap. Windows 7 crashed so hard it won’t give me a task manager window. Wtf? All I was doing was resizing an Excel column. #FML
  • i love how everyone thinks being a Buyer is a glamorous job. its one of the most rigorous jobs ever!! if u dont love excel, don’t do it.
  • If this microsoft excel dnt download, ima fail my damn math test .
  • I’d like to pivot THAT table. #DoesntEvenMakeSense
  • Oh please! If they saw my modelling skills they’d drop you in a second #excel
  • Excel is like that indifferent love. You know you can’t live without it, but hate the challenges and complications it throws at each step.

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