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Excel Twitter 20111126

image Let the Christmas shopping begin, the teachers showing the youngsters how to get started. Even Santa is using Excel, and a few pivot tables, if you can believe these tweets.

  • My pivot table is lying to me!!!
  • You know how screwed up markets are when you have to change the lower limits on your excel graph axes because the index went way lower.
  • ‘Xmas Shopping’ in Y4 Maths. Showed kids how to use Excel, add/copy formulas, use funcs, formatting, work out % etc, They loved it!
  • When Excel says it can’t load more than 32,000 points in to a chart, that doesn’t mean "go ahead and make a line graph of the first 31,999"
  • A technocrat is a just another word for a bureaucrat who knows how to work an Excel spreadsheet sufficiently to cook the books.
  • Ahhhh graphs made using Excel are so pretty and perfect – it makes me happy #beingserious #nerdytweet #littlethings #dontjudge
  • I’ve just heard from Santa. Apparently, he’s making a list and checking it twice… he’s got an Excel spreadsheet with pivot tables in! :()
  • Not sure why these guys insist on using Excel if they have no clue how to work on it #worktweet
  • I love excel. Never had a problem with it. Except their over-zealous response to a circular reference.
  • The best part about being Amish is never having to use an Excel spreadsheet.
  • Someone just complimented the "pretty colors" on my Excel spreadsheet. That wasn’t exactly the compliment that I was going for. #hmmph
  • Don’t know about you but about this time of year I like to compile a pivot table of all Christmas beer invites, to maximise drinking.
  • 1. Click to close Excel instead of individual worksheet 2. Click No to discard changes on worksheet you’ve been working on 3. Curse loudly
  • I have tried to hand-write this chart 6 times this morning. How many tries does it take in Excel? 1. #LostTheBasics #DigitallyLiterate
  • My boss is 54 and using excel right now for the very first time in his life. Thank god I’m leaving in 20 minutes. This could take all night

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