Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20120201

image Excel can help you look after Grandma, stop your heart, and learn how magnets work. What other program can do all that?

  • First thing I do when I’m going to work with a data sheet in Excel: adjust font to Arial, font size 9. Can’t. Handle. Calibri.
  • I built a self-induction calculator in excel. Very rough, but gives me a sense of how magnets work. #Math! http://t.co/nUhq8uae
  • Boss: Do you know how to make line charts in excel? Me: Nope. They don’t teach Graphic Design majors useful things like that.
  • Excel just crashed in the middle of doing some spreadsheet editing. Fairly certain my heart just stopped. #PIprep
  • Said it once and I’ll say it again: I hate Microsoft Excel. You try figuring out the variance and standard deviation on that stupid program.
  • Making a budget excel spreadsheet to see what i can afford these days. I’ll try to be honest with myself
  • I’m gonna be honest with you, twitter; I don’t really understand what a pivot table is.
  • I just put all 52 of my Nona’s medications into an Excel spreadsheet…it’s safe to say I’ll be speaking with her doctor. #italianproblems
  • My kid just schooled me in the art of graph-creating in excel…. #awesomekid
  • Almiost caught up pwith all that work I’ve had to do. 2 more chapters of psychology, a statistics sample test, 100 excel lessons and im done
  • Excel is so intelligent with its fill tool yet so INCREDIBLY STUPID AT TIMES #losingit
  • Wait, making graphs on Excel is a legit math class at Georgia?
  • A failed copy & paste in Excel that can ruin your morning. #FML
  • with the excel skills of a 78 year old grandmother of 25, i’m expected to solve this complicated microarray problem.
  • I must admit I’m still a little freaked out by how fast Excel can apply filters to a 400K row spreadsheet. #msft #dealwiththedevil
  • Did I make an excel spreadsheet to keep track of scholarships. Yes, yes I did. #nerdswag
  • Reached a low point in my life today… I’ve been out of education that long I had actucally forgotten how to make a graph on excel!

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