Excel Twitter 20120420

ByDebra Dalgleish April 20, 2012June 8, 2012

Do you dream about doing Excel stuff all day? Or is that a nightmare? Maybe the answer depends on the pay level.

I don’t understand people who use these fancy $ budgeting websites. It’s called an Excel spreadsheet, people. Simple as that. ►
there’s only so long I can stare at an Excel spreadsheet before I go blind! need cute kitty pics stat! ►
My afternoon has flown by thanks to Excel analysis…does that make me weird? My graphs are pretty ►
If u hold the down arrow key in an excel 2003 workbook starting at cell A1 it will go as far as A650000 and take 45 mins and 50 secs #bored ►
My phone just corrected ‘graphs’ to ‘Iraqis’. Now my brother thinks I want help making Iraqis on Excel. #predictivetextfail #simplethings ►
That or a pivot table. I hear some combination of fire and pivot tables solves most Excel problems. ►
Hey man you leave Excel alone! Excel rocks. If people used Excel properly no-one would have a problem with it. >:( ►
With just a capped pen and an LCD monitor, you too can turn a mundane excel spreadsheet into a very unsatisfying game of Fruit Ninja. ►
Never EVER get bored with #Excel. Surely there must be a (highly paid) job out there that would allow me to “do Excel stuff” all day. ►
Creepy guy keeps notes on dates, posts them on Excel spreadsheet on internet. Hit him in face with sock full of condensed bellyache please ►
When I close my eyes all I see is an Excel spreadsheet with numbers swirling around. Getting to sleep tonight should be fun. ►
I wish everyone got as excited about excel as I did…so they wouldn’t look at me weird when I giggle due to my epic spreadsheet #nerd ►
This evening – just me, the football, beers and a massive excel spreadsheet. ►
Making an Excel Workbook idiot-proof. Harder than you may think. ►

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Excel Twitter 20110217

ByDebra Dalgleish February 17, 2011

Yes, you can sort by colour in Excel now, but in exchange, the chart features are worse, and the macros are stupid. But life in Excel is never dull! Excel took away "I can’t sort on yellow" as a way to scold bad spreadsheet design. On the plus(?) side, I can sort by yellow cells….

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Excel Twitter 20120720

ByDebra Dalgleish July 20, 2012July 19, 2012

Of course the time you spend working in Excel makes a difference in this world. And it’s even more important during the Olympics, so get your spreadsheets ready! Hacking excel code like a boss… if such a thing is possible. Making the biggest spreadsheet man has ever seen! THE OLYMPICS ARE COMING!!!! My nicknames in…

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Excel Twitter 20100929

ByDebra Dalgleish September 29, 2010

Funny that thinking about Excel puts some people to sleep; it usually keeps me awake! Maybe a cruise would help! its always best to start your day with an uber crazy excel problem!! Haven’t used a pivot table since college. I still get the shakes thinking of it… yehh!! quarter past five, Tomorrow I going…

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Excel Twitter 20150731

ByDebra Dalgleish July 31, 2015July 30, 2015

Do you know what “yak shaving” means? I had to Google to find out (and was a bit worried about what I’d find!) but yeah, I’ve headed to the zoo a few times. How about you?

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Excel Twitter 20110914

ByDebra Dalgleish September 14, 2011

Focus on your work, instead of online shopping, and you might avoid tragedies, like accidentally deleting your Excel file. Work has made me addicted to Excel and online shopping. I’d forgotten how awkward Excel spreadsheet formulas could be. My boss is making me make an Excel spreadsheet of every check he wrote in 2010. Oh…

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Excel Twitter 20160115

ByDebra Dalgleish January 15, 2016January 14, 2016

Thanks for answering my formatting survey last week, and it was too close to call, so, I’ll keep doing both formats. You can skim through the plain text tweets at the top, and the embedded tweets are below.

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