Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20120618

If you’re trying to look intelligent, avoid using rainbow graphs, cartoons, and 3-D pie charts in that fake Excel file that’s always open. A pivot table makes a good impression though.

  • If we could ban faux-3d pie charts from Excel the world would be a better place. #MarkingStudentsAssignments
  • I will pay someone to come up with a presentation on how to create charts/graphs on excel! I don’t have time for this!!! Grrrr
  • If there was an ap/site that changed normal excel charts into cartoon animals, I would use that.
  • making a killer playlist and a tall glass of boone’s farm to get me through hours of excel spreadsheets… #classy #dayinthelife
  • I’ve become a master of having an excel spreadsheet open at all times to make me look busy and somewhat intelligent
  • Who are these people who don’t know what a pivot table is?
  • I asked my boss to help me with an MS Excel problem that Ive been trying to figure out for the past hour He solved it in 2 mins. #WHOAH
  • losing weight the only way I know how, with GRAPHS. new Excel 2007 means I can have RAINBOW GRAPHS
  • Have we really gotten to Generation Z? Will the generations keep going like an Excel spreadsheet or do we need a new workbook?
  • Mass panic caused by hidden cells in an excel spreadsheet – Averted
  • Thinking of putting on my resume "Ability to Excel spreadsheet my way out of any disaster"
  • I just asked Excel to fill every blank cell with 7 Ys by accident. Well that’s one way to make work entertaining! #fail
  • I am creating an Excel spreadsheet for my nail polish. I’ve hit an all-time low. #adminforlife #nailpolishaddict
  • Asked Excel to subtract one five digit number from another five digit number. The answer it’s given me is "October 1985". Stupid formatting.
  • Note to self: never tell your boss your and Excel expert. Merging 200 email lists is so unfun.
  • Maaaaaybe if you’re 65 years old you shouldn’t talk to me about Excel as if I’ve never heard of it. #shaaddup

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