Excel Twitter 20120710

ByDebra Dalgleish July 10, 2012July 9, 2012

Perry Mason would hire a detective to do his data mining for him. And Della Street would know how to open Excel, and make the formulas work.

OK, so watching a DVD didn’t happen. Filling in an Excel Spreadsheet at 4am happened. #ISwearIGetNerdierEveryday
I vow to never be defeated in life by anything. Especially this excel spreadsheet I’ve been staring at for two hours! It will not beat me!
Does anyone know the Excel formula for "do all this work me?" #spreadsheet #hell
how many people does it take to do math in an excel spreadsheet? Three.. Two watching.. One doing the work.
why can’t I get this formula to work in Excel.. I’m not asking for much
How can people be so stupid as to not know how to save a file from excel?
In other news, I’m making an excel chart to show how much money I’m saving buying my txtbooks used on amazon… #businessnerd #ilikecharts
On the other hand, my excel lookup and pivot table skills are coming back. I know, the fact that I’m excited about this is pretty sad. #geek
I have to read through and disect a detailed 14 tab procedural excel workbook on tonight…nothing like good ole procrastination….lol
Reasons to work from home while I can: I can watch Perry Mason on the Hallmark Channel while data mining in Excel. #MondayFunday
Hangovers finally gone 4 hours left of work..over 2 thousands excel cells left. I need to win the power ball already
Oh god I just went mental and offered to put some information in an excel chart. I don’t even know how to open excel oh godohgodohgod.
There is almost always a simple explanation for an Excel formula failing. It’s usually a stupid typo that you overlook 10 times.

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Excel Twitters 20170106

ByDebra Dalgleish January 6, 2017March 14, 2017

Happy New Year! I hope that 2017 is off to a good start for you. Now that the holidays are over, is Excel working correctly, and did you remember the route to your office?

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It’s Monday, so we’re back to work in Excel, complaining about our bosses, clients and homework assignments. That student might be in for a shock though, if he does become self-employed. Can he really avoid Excel? Even Tiger Woods was mentioned in the Excel tweets. That’s a sign that he’s becoming successful! Sadly Lacking Sometimes,…

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Excel Twitter 20171103

ByDebra Dalgleish November 3, 2017November 2, 2017

Do you still remember how your old Excel formulas work? Or do you need a Red Bull and some hyper focus to figure them out? Anyway, don’t give up – eventually Excel will tell you that you’re right!

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Excel Twitter 20150911

ByDebra Dalgleish September 11, 2015December 5, 2015

Which task is more complicated – building an Excel chart, or making coffee for your boss? If that question is too complicated, or sounds like “excel-anese”, please ask your assistant to answer it.

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Excel Twitter 20110115

ByDebra Dalgleish January 15, 2011

Chuck Norris, Vincent Vega, or Macallan scotch — which one helps you conquer Excel, and its powerful pivot tables? I once taught Chuck Norris how to use vlookup. The PIVOT TABLE! I thought you were a cruel Enemy but now I have a best friend!!! PS I hate you Excel… Just finished drawing four pie…

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Excel Tweets Roundup 20180914

ByDebra Dalgleish September 14, 2018September 13, 2018

They might use pivot tables at IKEA, but they don’t sell any. However, if they did sell pivot tables, they would be smooth and amazing! And they certainly wouldn’t crash after you used them for 3 hours.

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