Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20120730

image It’ll be a busy couple of weeks, if you’re trying to work in Excel while you watch the Olympics. And remember to eat a sandwich occasionally, to keep your strength up.

  • That’s it, I’ve just won at life — and, by "life," I mean "Excel charts." #researchassistantlife
  • Oh Excel spreadsheet. They could write a sitcom about our love/hate relationship.
  • Today, I managed to fool an #Excel spreadsheet, pretending I knew how to sort values. #smokeandmirrorswork #mydayjob
  • is enjoyin’ his coffee after sleepin’ under a spreadsheet.
  • My mom has gotten ahold of my checkbook and my excel budget worksheet. Things are looking up.
  • Percentage packed: 0 However, I have made an Excel spreadsheet of everything I need. #ilovelists
  • Need to come up with an Olympics viewing gameplan. Might have to break out the excel spreadsheet
  • I love discovering new tricks in Excel #MyAdultLifeSucks
  • excel has all those powerful but useless function built in…but some daily stuff it just can’t handle without writing tons of code.
  • Highly skilled in the work art of eating a sandwich w/ one hand and typing w/ the other. This excel spreadsheet brought to you by a BLT.
  • Everyday, people get up & do things they don’t want to do. For example: right now I would love to be napping. Instead I am staring at Excel.
  • Last one left in the office. Sat staring at an excel spreadsheet like a zombie trying to input stupid stats…. #FML
  • I just hate when things don’t go as planned, I’m an excel spreadsheet kinda gyrl #mildlyOCD
  • This bar has made an effort to clean off its toilet graffiti over the years. But the best still remains about Excel pivot tables.
  • Who’s the boss NOW, Excel spreadsheet?! Yeah, that’s right. Every one of you, stubborn little cells, bow to me in awe! #LittleVictories
  • GUYS, did you know listening to the Inception soundtrack while you work in Excel AUTOMATICALLY MAKES YOUR SPREADSHEET EPIC?
  • Finding the most inappropriate graph to display data in is Excel’s easter egg. 1 axis of co.s, 3 series of values – YEAH, RADAR GRAPH, BUDDY
  • Excel is making me cry. Why do they make the graphs so confusing? Wehhh
  • I’m at my office with a spreadsheet open listening to Alanis Morissette. Before you ask, everything’s fine.

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