Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20120817

ByDebra Dalgleish

exploding pie chartIf your day wasn’t Excel Lent, work off your frustration with an exploding pie chart. And don’t bore your spouse with the pivot table details when you get home.

  • 5 excel sheets. 10 min. 8 million brownie points with the boss. Thank you 7th grade for teaching me the "sum" function #n00bz
  • Note to self: always save your work in case the bloody Excel crashes. #fml
  • Never thought that maintaining a Sports League Forum would make me fall in love with Microsoft Excel, yes you heard it right !! #Guilty
  • In honor of how much it’s helped me, I will name my first born after my hero. He/she will be called Pivot Table, and they will be beautiful.
  • Spending the second half of my day brushing up on Excel. These are the work days dreams are made of.
  • 5 more lines in this spreadsheet and then I get to have Twitter’s favourite drink which appears to be g&t.
  • just told my boss that Excel’s last name is Lent! He said get back to work.
  • If you really wanna piss off your co-workers that work with formulas in Excel, highlight the whole page and format it as "Text".
  • I suspect someone was not having a fun day when they set up this spreadsheet. Pardon the language, but I did laugh.
  • Omg I’m dying here. Death by Excel spreadsheets and asset management. Kill me now. Or give me a drink. Either one #work
  • Husband: Blah, blah, I filtered it down and ran a pivot table, blah, blah… Me: o_O
  • Dad is slowly turning every aspect of my life into an excel spreadsheet. So far the results are i’m skint and have no time to rectify that.
  • you guys have no idea how mad i get when a pivot table doesn’t work properly. no really, ~99% of you have no idea what i’m talking about.
  • Ha! We’ve had interesting times together. Very Dr. Strangelove "ish" How I learned to stop worrying and love Excel
  • Tonight in work I’m making a excel spreadsheet whilst drinking tea #waitressadventures
  • A column chart from a firm that actually does Excel training. And yes, they have lots of exploding 3D pie charts too http://t.co/SMPAvXaX
  • My eyes simply refuse to read text if it is inside an excel spreadsheet.
  • learning stuff in excel that wouldve been great to know on the first day of work, on the almost last day of work

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