Excel Twitter 20120831

ByDebra Dalgleish August 31, 2012August 30, 2012

If the Internet stops working, and cuts off your music supply, just make up your own songs, to sing while you’re using Excel.

Thanks to Youtube, I now know how to use Excel for my needs. Damn I love Youtube! What a life saver!
I love my job, but it makes me hate Microsoft Excel.
Made my first excel graph since like 6th grade. W the help of 4 other people….
Going to make my fortune by designing a computer game that looks like an Excel spreadsheet from 10 paces away
You never paid attention to detail until you check all the formulas on an excel spreadsheet.
Making up songs about how I am the spreadsheet queen. Time to close Excel….
being able to make a simple pie chart on excel requires some form of wizardry
Is there anything, ANYTHING more boring than an Excel Spreadsheet? #itsallablur
And here I am, revising an Excel spreadsheet that NOBODY HAS OPENED SINCE 2008, because you DESPERATELY need these charts. HA.
So you won the Vogue Battle this past weekend but can you input formulas into a Excel spreadsheet and run a cost analysis?
Why excel? Why must you fight me every step of the way…?! I am just trying to make a nice graph for my assignment!! #needmorecoffee
While doing a project at work, I got frustrated with excel and exclaimed, "Good grief!" Am I turning into an 80-year-old woman!? #fearful
The internet at work is failing me. How am I supposed to use Excel with any music? #notproductive
Excel 2011: Click spreadsheet A, spinning wheel, work. Click spreadsheet B, spinning wheel, work. Repeat. Crap software #frustration
Nailed it! Take that Excel database merge. I’m your boss! …7 hours later. #notreallywinning

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ByDebra Dalgleish January 19, 2018January 19, 2018

Don’t try to fix your old Excel macros, if an IF formula gives you a headache. Just hit the Send Email button, and unload the problem on somebody else. And remember to use the Comic Sans font!

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ByDebra Dalgleish May 8, 2015May 6, 2015

If you have too many glasses of wine while working on that spreadsheet, you’ll need to find a pivot bed to crash in. Yes, “crash” was a joke – a bad joke.

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Excel Twitters 20100114

ByDebra Dalgleish January 14, 2010

Excel, evil genius and Jane Austen. Where else but Twitter can you find those three things together? Evil Genius I am officially a campaign treasurer. Hooray for Excel class paying off! I used the word "bitchin’" and the words "Excel spreadsheet" in the same sentence today. sometimes Excel makes me feel like an evil genius….

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Excel Twitter 20110809

ByDebra Dalgleish August 9, 2011

Not many Excel related tweets yesterday. Maybe everyone was out doing their Christmas shopping. I spend more time with excel than with people I love #sadreality Did not know I could copy from Excel and paste into Paint and have my worksheet rendered as an image #tip Just made my Christmas shopping spreadsheet – yes…

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Excel Twitter 20120809

ByDebra Dalgleish August 9, 2012August 8, 2012

If you want to get back to that happy place, after working in Excel, try some chocolate, or a short nap on the futon. There was a time I didn’t even know what a pivot table was. A happy time. Working on a spreadsheet for 3 hours and then being told it has already been…

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