Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20120907

ByDebra Dalgleish

imageAn octopus graph sounds awesome. That might be worth spending $40,000 to learn – if you have a computer.

  • More than 50% of my MGMT301 class don’t know how to make a bar graph on Excel. #blesstheirsouls #poorchildren
  • My boss just told me that I’m weird because I like excel so much. Chalking that one up as a compliment!
  • Wasting an hour of my time because some luddite can’t grasp the basics of a pivot table. Not happy.
  • Dear Microsoft Excel, I know you’re tired too but we need to get this report done, please start responding. Love Ms. Overtime.
  • Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like without excel. More time spent drawing pie charts with pencils I guess
  • Really pivot tables in Excel might be the best thing Microsoft ever did, ever.
  • Dear Microsoft – the PowerPivot service application is way too fragile. Get some thought behind this please. Love, me.
  • This man is teaching us Excel .. let me tell you the problem . None of us have computers but him -_____-
  • Its been an above average day for the "Hughes Daily Hair-loss" chart I’ve made in Excel. Another stressful day ahead for tomorrow.
  • I’m glad we are paying $40,000 a year for a class to teach me how to make a pie chart on excel…. #learnedthisin7thgrade #wasteoftime
  • Hi I’m Lindsay and I know how to vectorize octopus graphics on Adobe Illustrator CS6 but can’t make a pie chart in Excel to save my life
  • After spending 9am-3pm (literally) squinting at an excel chart, I just found out I have to start COMPLETELY over. I. Hate. Everything.
  • Today’s Excitement brought to me by….Creating a colorful excel chart…#InnerGeekExposed
  • Stop color coding data in excel, you can’t filter/sort, what do the colors mean & it looks like a skittles spreadsheet #life of an analyst
  • Love people watching commuters on the train, usuallly sweating over some excel spreadsheet #workingworld
  • Doing the "excel macro so large and time consuming" dance. Be back in 4 hours. #work
  • our professor just went over how to open an excel worksheet. this is going to take forever!!!
  • Didn’t realize I was taking an Excel class. #fml

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