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Excel says "Wow, that's a big workbook" like it's coming on to me exceltheatre.comDon’t let Excel cut into your nap time, and don’t fall for its pickup lines. Before you know it, you’ll find yourself in a café, making charts.

  • I could be sleeping or watching netflix, but no I’m learning how to work excel.
  • When did they change Excel so that making a pie chart is more excruciating than standing on lego?
  • New boss just asked me if I was any good at Excel. Not sure if should feign ignorance on this one
  • Completed 1st #Excel course at work yesterday & already feel like the #HarryPotter of Excel. Accio data validation! Wingardium pivot table!
  • “The Excel baseline” to me is the true test of a business application’s usability. Do users prefer to work in Excel over your software?
  • Professor said “use a pivot table” and I started having internship PTSD. #thestruggle
  • Today I taught a physio how to refresh a pivot table. This will apparently revolutionise how patient reviews are managed. #infointoaction
  • Have I mentioned that I once took 8hrs to draw up a chart on excel? I was sweating and all by the end of it but it was perfect.
  • My long-term love affair with Excel is being jeopardised by attempts to create a box-and-whisker chart #wrongtoolsforthejob
  • Hey people at work: why are you so terrible at filling out an excel spreadsheet correctly?! Fixing other people’s data problems since 2012.
  • Still cracks me up when Excel says “Wow, that’s a big workbook” like it’s coming onto me
  • If you are a data nerd, you already know Excel sucks and should have a work around. Otherwise, you aren’t a data nerd. #nerd
  • Doing a gantt chart is easy. Unless you’re doing it on excel. And you don’t know how to use excel. Then its a nightmare.
  • Prof just said “if you don’t show work and use excel instead, even though it might take you less time, you will get 50%” That makes sense
  • In a cafe, making Excel charts. You? ; )
  • Geeky moment here but I just got my first Macro on Excel to work! BOOM
  • Did you know that by Day 3 in a migraine, Excel becomes actually three-dimensional? You should SEE this pie chart I just made vibrate.
  • Numbers is a spreadsheet for people who don’t like spreadsheets in same way that not having a car is a car for people who don’t like cars
  • Hey guy next to me, no I don’t think it’s cute that you don’t know how to create a graph on Excel. Being stupid is NOT cute.

Excel says "Wow, that's a big workbook" like it's coming on to me exceltheatre.com

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